"If it's such a great religion, why doesn't the Bible mention Muslims?"...Come CAPTION Steve Doocy!

[skip fox]

Steve ("Pull my finger&quot Doocy is saying: "You're right, Donald, and that opens up another whole can of worms, doesn't it? . . . Like just who is responsible for all the missing tapes of celebrating New Jersey Muslims on 9-11?? . . . Wow! . . Not to mention who changed all the news articles and altered photographs from over two dozen local and regional print and media news sources? . . . Darn, this is getting really big!!"


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Above CAPTION loosely based on the following News Hounds story with a hilarious clip of circus clowns:

http://www.newshounds.us/fox_s_doocy_defends_trump_claims_he_remembers_muslims_celebrating_on_9_11_too_113015

[DFW]

1. That's like asking why James Madison never mentioned the internet in the Constitution

Mohammed started preaching in Mecca around the year 613 AD.

The compilations that became the Bible were pretty much done a couple of centuries before that.

Fox and Frauds strike again.

[skip fox]

4. Caution. At DU CAPTIONing has trditiionally been a creative act

of satire, meant to channel our subjects' twisted or simple or hypocritical or malicious (etc.) nature and take it into comic spheres, as here.

[DFW]

12. I shouldn't try to look in here while working

Caution sometimes gets lost in the translation (and Flemish requires more translation concentration than it deserves).

Thanks for the reminder!

[skip fox]

13. No problem

I just didn't want someone quoting this as if it was real.

[sinkingfeeling]

2. You know, I've never found a mention of 'Christianity' in the Bible either.

[Xyzse]

9. Was about to say that too.

[hobbit709]

3. It doesn't mention Steve Doocy either.

[66 dmhlt]

5. Yes it does! 2 Peter 2:16 [KJV]

But was rebuked for his iniquity: the dumb ass speaking with man's voice forbad the madness of the prophet.

See?

[treestar]

6. LOL!

[hobbit709]

8. There's a slight difference between a Dumb Ass and a Dumbass.

[randome]

7. "...and I said 'Oh, Chuckles, why won't you speak to me?'"

"But he couldn't, you see, because of the paperclips."

And his co-hosts are thinking, "I wish that camera was a gun."
[hr][font color="blue"][center]“If you're not committed to anything, you're just taking up space.”
Gregory Peck, Mirage (1965)[/center][/font][hr]

[Eleanors38]

10. Da great historian has spoken. From his exhaust pipe.

[underpants]

11. Ya see I have a neighbor well not a neighbor living near me sense

He lives a town or two away who thinks this idea could be true.

[Johonny]

14. It feels like 9-11 gets earlier and earlier each year. That doesn't bug me, but Starbucks not having

9-11 cups featuring Jesus saving the two towers does. We need to remember 9-11 not as it happened but as we wanted to happen. We want to remember the world not rallying to our defense and condemning the perpetrators, but we need to remember the world as selectively good places to bomb at 11 million dollars a day.