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Wed Dec 9, 2015, 01:37 PM

SEX ROBOTS ARE BEING MADE TO REPLACE MEN BY 2025

SEX ROBOTS ARE BEING MADE TO REPLACE MEN BY 2025

Sex with a humanoid robot will become common practice by 2025, even overtaking sex between humans, says futurologist Ian Pearson. His report on the future of sex has been published in partnership with Bondara, one of UKs leading sex toy shops.

By 2030 virtual sex will become as casual as browsing porn websites and by 2035 many will have toys that interact with virtual reality, according to the report. In fact, high-income groups could begin to use some forms of robot sex as early as 2025, before the practice overtakes sex between humans fully by 2050.


He is a real sex machine.

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Reply SEX ROBOTS ARE BEING MADE TO REPLACE MEN BY 2025 (Original post)
Agnosticsherbet Dec 2015 OP
lame54 Dec 2015 #1
Agnosticsherbet Dec 2015 #2
FrodosPet Dec 2015 #7
notadmblnd Dec 2015 #13
FrodosPet Dec 2015 #24
Hepburn Dec 2015 #16
merrily Dec 2015 #14
Gidney N Cloyd Dec 2015 #38
merrily Dec 2015 #42
A Little Weird Dec 2015 #57
OriginalGeek Dec 2015 #50
Katashi_itto Dec 2015 #3
pintobean Dec 2015 #40
Katashi_itto Dec 2015 #41
pintobean Dec 2015 #43
Katashi_itto Dec 2015 #45
Binkie The Clown Dec 2015 #4
Buzz Clik Dec 2015 #5
Kelvin Mace Dec 2015 #12
Buzz Clik Dec 2015 #18
Kelvin Mace Dec 2015 #19
Buzz Clik Dec 2015 #20
LineReply .
LeftyMom Dec 2015 #6
Habibi Dec 2015 #60
Kelvin Mace Dec 2015 #8
Yavin4 Dec 2015 #54
Kelvin Mace Dec 2015 #58
Yavin4 Dec 2015 #59
Kelvin Mace Dec 2015 #64
Eleanors38 Dec 2015 #9
jamzrockz Dec 2015 #11
VanillaRhapsody Dec 2015 #56
KamaAina Dec 2015 #10
Hepburn Dec 2015 #15
Go Vols Dec 2015 #17
merrily Dec 2015 #30
Orsino Dec 2015 #21
RKP5637 Dec 2015 #29
RKP5637 Dec 2015 #37
getagrip_already Dec 2015 #22
cyberswede Dec 2015 #46
MoonRiver Dec 2015 #23
valerief Dec 2015 #25
Rex Dec 2015 #26
Agnosticsherbet Dec 2015 #36
Rex Dec 2015 #53
leftofcool Dec 2015 #27
merrily Dec 2015 #28
steve2470 Dec 2015 #31
ret5hd Dec 2015 #51
ileus Dec 2015 #32
Autumn Colors Dec 2015 #33
NaturalHigh Dec 2015 #34
Lint Head Dec 2015 #35
Tree-Hugger Dec 2015 #39
getagrip_already Dec 2015 #47
Glassunion Dec 2015 #44
nolabear Dec 2015 #48
Katashi_itto Dec 2015 #49
bluedigger Dec 2015 #52
Yavin4 Dec 2015 #55
lumberjack_jeff Dec 2015 #61
lindysalsagal Dec 2015 #62
madokie Dec 2015 #63

Response to Agnosticsherbet (Original post)

Wed Dec 9, 2015, 01:39 PM

1. But can he open a jar of pickles?

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Response to lame54 (Reply #1)

Wed Dec 9, 2015, 01:42 PM

2. What ever Pickles wants, pickels gets.

And, little man, little Pickles wants you

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Response to lame54 (Reply #1)

Wed Dec 9, 2015, 01:46 PM

7. Better than we can is my bet

Personally, I found that brute strength is not the answer. The best way is to "burp" it by turning the jar upside down and smacking it with the heel of my palm a couple times. Then make sure to put equal, steady twisting pressure all around the lid.

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Response to FrodosPet (Reply #7)

Wed Dec 9, 2015, 01:51 PM

13. Yeah, but do you hollar out "whos your daddy" while you're doing it?

nt

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Response to notadmblnd (Reply #13)

Wed Dec 9, 2015, 02:01 PM

24. Does't everybody?

That's how I was taught.

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Response to FrodosPet (Reply #7)

Wed Dec 9, 2015, 01:53 PM

16. Add...

...smacking the lid with the non-biz end of a dinner knife before burping its bottom.

Works for me every time!

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Response to lame54 (Reply #1)

Wed Dec 9, 2015, 01:51 PM

14. Run the lid under hot water for a minute or so, then grab a towel, get a good grip and turn.

I would never have married a man who refused to deal with a spider in the house, though.

I don't ask for much, but the spider is non-negotiable.

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Response to merrily (Reply #14)

Wed Dec 9, 2015, 02:32 PM

38. The sexbots could have friggin' laser beams on their heads for the spiders.

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Response to Gidney N Cloyd (Reply #38)

Wed Dec 9, 2015, 02:41 PM

42. Too late for me, though. I already married the spider whisperer.

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Response to Gidney N Cloyd (Reply #38)

Wed Dec 9, 2015, 06:44 PM

57. Spider killing laser robots?!?

Be still my heart!

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Response to merrily (Reply #14)

Wed Dec 9, 2015, 05:35 PM

50. Spiders I can deal with

I'll trap them and move them outside as I don't like to kill them.

It's roaches that make me queasy. I don't like the pop they make when squashed.

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Response to Agnosticsherbet (Original post)

Wed Dec 9, 2015, 01:42 PM

3. Cool to see the MRAs reaction to this ...lol

 

Likely they will become busy trying to one up each other with the latest models.

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Response to Katashi_itto (Reply #3)

Wed Dec 9, 2015, 02:36 PM

40. Male Robot Apparatus?

 

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Response to pintobean (Reply #40)

Wed Dec 9, 2015, 02:39 PM

41. Men's Rights Activists

 

Generally highly misogynistic. I know a few. Essentially grown men who never got out of puberty who think they are owed sleepovers by women because they are so awesome. Gamergate is an example. Haven't seen to many in the martial arts field (except for the frauds) since you actually have to get up off your butt in M.A.

Heres a much better definition:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Men%27s_rights_movement

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Response to Katashi_itto (Reply #41)

Wed Dec 9, 2015, 02:47 PM

43. I know

 

I was joking.
For a while, a small group was accusing a large portion of male DUers of being MRAs, and even some of the women.
Thank god that's over.

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Response to pintobean (Reply #43)

Wed Dec 9, 2015, 02:49 PM

45. Oh heck I am sorry. I misunderstood. Well that same crew is still around

 

so it's just a matter of time before that meme starts getting resurrected again.

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Response to Agnosticsherbet (Original post)

Wed Dec 9, 2015, 01:43 PM

4. Finally, a solution to the population explosion. n/t

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Response to Agnosticsherbet (Original post)

Wed Dec 9, 2015, 01:44 PM

5. don't forget the fem-bots.

 

Austin Powers:

Mudd's Women, Star Trek (original):



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Response to Buzz Clik (Reply #5)

Wed Dec 9, 2015, 01:50 PM

12. Actually,

 

Mudd's Women were not androids (or more accurately gynedroids). They were real women enhanced by drugs.

You are thinking of the Alice series in I, Mudd.

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Response to Kelvin Mace (Reply #12)

Wed Dec 9, 2015, 01:53 PM

18. My bad.

 

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Response to Buzz Clik (Reply #18)

Wed Dec 9, 2015, 01:56 PM

19. The Trekkie Strikes Back

 

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Response to Kelvin Mace (Reply #19)

Wed Dec 9, 2015, 01:57 PM

20. Yeah, I'm clearly a pretender...

 

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Response to Agnosticsherbet (Original post)

Wed Dec 9, 2015, 01:45 PM

6. .

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Response to LeftyMom (Reply #6)

Wed Dec 9, 2015, 07:52 PM

60. That's awesome!

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Response to Agnosticsherbet (Original post)

Wed Dec 9, 2015, 01:47 PM

8. Uh, no, the real sex machine is

 

Shaft!

Damn right.

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Response to Kelvin Mace (Reply #8)

Wed Dec 9, 2015, 05:54 PM

54. They say this cat Shaft is a bad mutha.... n/t

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Response to Yavin4 (Reply #54)

Wed Dec 9, 2015, 07:09 PM

58. Shut your mouth!

 

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Response to Kelvin Mace (Reply #58)

Wed Dec 9, 2015, 07:50 PM

59. But I'm talkin' about Shaft. Then we can dig it. n/t

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Response to Yavin4 (Reply #59)

Wed Dec 9, 2015, 10:12 PM

64. Hey!!!

 

You stole my line!!

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Response to Agnosticsherbet (Original post)

Wed Dec 9, 2015, 01:47 PM

9. "90% of sex is smell." Hope them bots stink rite. nt

 

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Response to Eleanors38 (Reply #9)

Wed Dec 9, 2015, 01:50 PM

11. He also cannot be cold

 

and heartless. The problem is I see with this project is that they are making it for the wrong gender

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Response to jamzrockz (Reply #11)

Wed Dec 9, 2015, 06:03 PM

56. No they aren't

 

Men can already be replaced by a machine in the "off" position!




All we need is the pickle jar opening, spider removal and someone to listen to us and we are all set!!....

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Response to Agnosticsherbet (Original post)

Wed Dec 9, 2015, 01:47 PM

10. I'm just a love machine, and I won't work for nobody but you

 

I'm just a love machine, a huggin', kissin' thing...

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Response to Agnosticsherbet (Original post)

Wed Dec 9, 2015, 01:51 PM

15. Whoa...adding THAT to my Christmas list!



Bet it does not leave the seat up on the John either!

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Response to Go Vols (Reply #17)

Wed Dec 9, 2015, 02:10 PM

30. Apparently, they are at least trying to make them look like women. The "male" in the photo above is

just totally creepy.

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Response to Agnosticsherbet (Original post)

Wed Dec 9, 2015, 01:58 PM

21. Great: a robot that sits around the house jerking off. n/t

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Response to Orsino (Reply #21)

Wed Dec 9, 2015, 02:10 PM

29. LOL!!!

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Response to Orsino (Reply #21)

Wed Dec 9, 2015, 02:27 PM

37. I wonder, is this the bisexual model?



Or is that an option! I've got a list of things I'd like on mine!

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Response to Agnosticsherbet (Original post)

Wed Dec 9, 2015, 01:59 PM

22. looks like it won't be skeletans in pol's closets...

but butt bot's we hear about when R's get caught with their pickles in the juice.......

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Response to getagrip_already (Reply #22)

Wed Dec 9, 2015, 03:33 PM

46. Ugh.

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Response to Agnosticsherbet (Original post)

Wed Dec 9, 2015, 02:01 PM

23. Maybe I am just too old,

but that is the creepiest thing I have ever seen!

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Response to Agnosticsherbet (Original post)

Wed Dec 9, 2015, 02:02 PM

25. Remember the series My Living Doll?



Newmar still looks great!


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Response to Agnosticsherbet (Original post)

Wed Dec 9, 2015, 02:04 PM

26. YELLING ABOUT IT WON'T DO YOU ANY GOOD!

 

What!!??? I can't hear you with all this yelling going on!

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Response to Rex (Reply #26)

Wed Dec 9, 2015, 02:23 PM

36. sadly, the title of the article was in all caps, but i am whispering in this reply

to balance out the noise.

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Response to Agnosticsherbet (Reply #36)

Wed Dec 9, 2015, 05:53 PM

53. Hehe...

 

be vey vey quiet I am huntin wabbits!

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Response to Agnosticsherbet (Original post)

Wed Dec 9, 2015, 02:04 PM

27. I am so getting one of those. Do they come with warmers?

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Response to Agnosticsherbet (Original post)

Wed Dec 9, 2015, 02:06 PM

28. The woman is appealing to me much more than is the robot.

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Response to Agnosticsherbet (Original post)

Wed Dec 9, 2015, 02:12 PM

31. But will "he" roll over and go to sleep after sex ?

Inquiring minds want to know!

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Response to steve2470 (Reply #31)

Wed Dec 9, 2015, 05:40 PM

51. Only if you hit the right buttons.

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Response to Agnosticsherbet (Original post)

Wed Dec 9, 2015, 02:13 PM

32. Wasn't this in a movie once...

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Response to ileus (Reply #32)

Wed Dec 9, 2015, 02:15 PM

33. Yes, a Steven Spielberg movie, no less ....

 

It was in A.I.: Artificial Intelligence. Jude Law played one of those robots.

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Response to Agnosticsherbet (Original post)

Wed Dec 9, 2015, 02:21 PM

34. Does this mean I can finally just watch the late edition of Sportscenter?

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Response to Agnosticsherbet (Original post)

Wed Dec 9, 2015, 02:22 PM

35. Robots can't procreated. So when all women die from old age female robots will be companions to

male robots and all real desires and sentiments will be lost. So sex will be moot.

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Response to Agnosticsherbet (Original post)

Wed Dec 9, 2015, 02:33 PM

39. If by sex robot you mean

......he can cook, clean, FOLD laundry, and build IKEA furniture without crying then I am not interested.

If Data told me he was fully functional and programmed in multiple techniques, I would hope that he meant he could fold fitted sheets, cook a heavenly roast, and shovel snow. Mmmmmm.....sexy.

In all seriousness - you can already get "Real Dolls" in any gender for your sexual fancies.

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Response to Tree-Hugger (Reply #39)

Wed Dec 9, 2015, 03:43 PM

47. anyone remember sleeper?

Specifically the oragasmatron?

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Response to Agnosticsherbet (Original post)

Wed Dec 9, 2015, 02:48 PM

44. Will it be like a Makita Drill set?

You know, you get the drill, but it's all the attachments that make it worthwhile.

Snap-On tool manufacturing could make a fortune.

You just build the robot, give "him" a key-less chuck so you can swap out on the fly as needed. You may be in the mood for a Steel-Step style attachment, but you end up needing a countersink to get you to O-Town.

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Response to Agnosticsherbet (Original post)

Wed Dec 9, 2015, 03:57 PM

48. I'll just leave this here:

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Response to Agnosticsherbet (Original post)

Wed Dec 9, 2015, 05:06 PM

49. Thank god. I can finally get some sleep.

 

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Response to Agnosticsherbet (Original post)

Wed Dec 9, 2015, 05:47 PM

52. Against their will?

That doesn't seem right.

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Response to Agnosticsherbet (Original post)

Wed Dec 9, 2015, 05:56 PM

55. Oh yeah? What about contracting a computer virus?

Did anyone think about that?

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Response to Agnosticsherbet (Original post)

Wed Dec 9, 2015, 07:54 PM

61. Do they come with credit cards?

 

if no, then it would seem that the replacement is not complete.

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Response to Agnosticsherbet (Original post)

Wed Dec 9, 2015, 09:26 PM

62. OK but he's gotta be 98 and no snoring. And close the eyes.

I'd settle for a great foot massage, actually.

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Response to Agnosticsherbet (Original post)

Wed Dec 9, 2015, 09:35 PM

63. methinks

someone is spending way too much time on porn sites. I'm not talking about anyone here, rather the author of this piece.

It'll be a cold day in hell before a machine will take the place of real sex with either women or men

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