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Fri Dec 18, 2015, 01:32 PM

If you've ever wondered just HOW crazy Trump

supporters are, wonder no longer. An old classmate (with whom I obviously share no political leanings!) sent me this yesterday. You may need a shower afterwards or at least a clean-up with Clorox but I do think it's important for us not to minimize the craziness that's out there right now in a large segment of the electorate. If they believe this, they will truly believe anything!

Hold your nose - here goes:
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Subject: THE PERFECT DAY

January 20, 2017


1. President Marco Rubio and Vice President Carly Fiorina are sworn into office.


2. In a rare event on inauguration day, Congress convenes for an emergency meeting to repeal the illegal and unconstitutional Socialist healthcare farce known as Obamacare. The new Director of Health and Social Services Dr. Ben Carson announces that an independent group of healthcare management professionals is hired to handle healthcare
services for poor and low income people. They are also assigned the duty of eliminating Medicare and Medicaid fraud. Government’s costs for public healthcare are reduced
by 90%. Healthcare insurance premiums for working Americans are reduced by 50%. The move saves billions of taxpayer paid dollars. Healthcare service in the U.S
improves 100%.


3. Newly appointed department of Homeland Security Chief Donald Trump announces the immediate deployment of Troops to the U.S. Mexico border to control illegal immigration and the immediate deportation of illegals with criminal records or links to terrorist groups. New bio-encrypted Social Security ID’s are required by every
American citizen. Birthright is abolished. All immigration from countries that represent a threat to the safety of American citizens is terminated indefinitely. The move saves American taxpayers billions of dollars. Several prisons are closed.


4. Newly appointed Secretary of Business and Economic Development Ted Cruz eliminates more than half of the Government agencies operating under the Obama
administration saving taxpayers billions of dollars. Stocks rise 100%.


5. Newly appointed Director of Government Finance Rand Paul announces the abolition of the IRS and displays a copy of the new Federal Tax Return form. It consists of
one page. The instructions consist of two pages. The Federal Reserve is audited. The move saves American Taxpayers billions of dollars and increases tax revenue.


6. Hillary Clinton is in jail, where she belongs. Her cell is directly across from Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton who are serving time for ‘Hate Crimes”. She bitches at
them constantly from behind the bars of her cell in what some might call cruel and unusual punishment.


7. Bernie Sanders is in the nuthouse, where he belongs. His room is directly across from Nancy Pelosi, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Chris Matthews and Al Franken. They
meet for tea every day at ten and discuss the success and benefits of Communism and Socialism throughout the world. They also wonder when the “Mothership” is going to
pick them up and return them to their home planets.


8. Windows 12 is released. It is designed for humans, doesn't try to satisfy the needs of every person on the planet, doesn't require a degree in nuclear physics to operate
and looks just like Windows 7 except it is easier to use.


9. Barack Obama flees the United States under cover of darkness and returns to his homeland of Kenya before his trial for treason begins. He deplanes on a remote jungle airstrip. It was reported that he was last seen wandering through the jungle singing “Hakuna Matata” with a chimp named Commie.


10. Oscar Meyer announces the introduction of a new cholesterol and fat free pepperoni that tastes just like regular pepperoni.


11. A committee is not established to determine what is causing global cooling. Billions of taxpayer dollars are saved.



12. Dead people are no longer allowed to vote in Chicago, a huge blow for the Democrat Party in the State of Illinois.


And this my friends constitutes THE PERFECT DAY!!!!!!

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COLGATE4 Dec 2015 OP
TeamPooka Dec 2015 #1
world wide wally Dec 2015 #2
COLGATE4 Dec 2015 #3
spanone Dec 2015 #4
COLGATE4 Dec 2015 #5
spanone Dec 2015 #8
H2O Man Dec 2015 #6
COLGATE4 Dec 2015 #7
H2O Man Dec 2015 #9
Volaris Dec 2015 #12
H2O Man Dec 2015 #13
Zing Zing Zingbah Dec 2015 #10
COLGATE4 Dec 2015 #11
H2O Man Dec 2015 #14
COLGATE4 Dec 2015 #15
Skittles Dec 2015 #16

Response to COLGATE4 (Original post)

Fri Dec 18, 2015, 01:37 PM

1. They would never close any prisons. nt

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Response to COLGATE4 (Original post)

Fri Dec 18, 2015, 01:59 PM

2. You went to a fucked up school.

Well, at least one class was.

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Response to world wide wally (Reply #2)

Fri Dec 18, 2015, 03:28 PM

3. More than one!

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Response to COLGATE4 (Original post)

Fri Dec 18, 2015, 03:30 PM

4. your old classmate has had a recent lobotomy

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Response to spanone (Reply #4)

Fri Dec 18, 2015, 03:31 PM

5. Naw - just Rethuglican, born and bred.

Never thought about anything any other way.

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Response to COLGATE4 (Reply #5)

Fri Dec 18, 2015, 03:34 PM

8. no really, look real close if your ever near him again, he has a hole in his head.

somewhere.

a birther to boot!!!!

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Response to COLGATE4 (Original post)

Fri Dec 18, 2015, 03:32 PM

6. Yikes!

That is fucking ugly.

Recommended.

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Response to H2O Man (Reply #6)

Fri Dec 18, 2015, 03:33 PM

7. What's uglier is that people you and I know

(and even like) in our daily life actually believe this garbage!

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Response to COLGATE4 (Reply #7)

Fri Dec 18, 2015, 03:35 PM

9. Right.

A couple people that I know actually think that Trump and/or Cruz might be "good" for America.

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Response to H2O Man (Reply #6)

Fri Dec 18, 2015, 04:16 PM

12. That's what passes for humor for them...

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Response to Volaris (Reply #12)

Fri Dec 18, 2015, 04:35 PM

13. Respectfully disagree .....

I think that they are serious about these things.

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Response to COLGATE4 (Original post)

Fri Dec 18, 2015, 03:42 PM

10. Well their perfect day is never happening.

What's up with Hillary Clinton being in a men's prison in their fantasy?

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Response to Zing Zing Zingbah (Reply #10)

Fri Dec 18, 2015, 03:43 PM

11. According to RW dogma Hillary is either

a lesbian or a man in disguise.

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Response to COLGATE4 (Reply #11)

Fri Dec 18, 2015, 04:37 PM

14. That is simply

their way of being totally disrespectful. By voicing their insults -- which communicate their utter contempt for Ms. Clinton -- they feel "good" about themselves. Pathetic.

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Response to H2O Man (Reply #14)

Fri Dec 18, 2015, 05:58 PM

15. You've got it. They have never for a moment

given up their utter contempt for the Clintons, particularly Hillary. It's a childish way to 'feel good about yourself' but they cling to it.

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Response to COLGATE4 (Original post)

Fri Dec 18, 2015, 06:04 PM

16. it's like they threw in #8 just so we can literally see how stupid they are

a degree in nuclear physics to operate.....an operating system

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