82-year-old woman tells police she heard "ISIS is good" during neighbor's sex.

[kpete]

Police: Woman Chants "ISIS is good, ISIS is great" During Sex
Posted: Dec 21, 2015 12:32 PM PST



An 82-year-old woman called Brown Deer Police Sunday night requesting police because she heard someone chanting, "ISIS is good, ISIS is great" while having sex.

The incident took place in the 4400 block of Dean Road.

Police advised the woman to call back if she heard the chanting again.

When asked about the incident, Brown Deer Police Chief Kass replied, "maybe taking see something, say something a little too far?"


http://www.cbs58.com/story/30802530/police-woman-chants-isis-is-good-isis-is-great-during-sex

[postulater]

1. I'll drive by there on my way to work today

and let you know if there were any terrorist attacks in progress.

[marble falls]

2. I'm confused: while the 82yr old woman was having sex she heard it? ....

http://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.Mcdb502470e69184d4ab40c3f8fc459faH0&pid=15.1

[Agnosticsherbet]

3. Must have been really, really good.

[JonathanRackham]

4. 82 year old woman having sex?

Go for it!

[Kaleva]

5. Article doesn't say it was the neighbors & she only talks of 1 person having sex.

It's important to be accurate lest people get the wrong information and thus come to a wrong conclusion.

[Whiskeytide]

6. They said "I scissor good", and she misheard it....

... Here's the 82 year old woman taking it back...

[haele]

7. Perhaps the neighbors are devotees of anceint Egyptian/Greek mysticsm.

"The Golden Bough" and all that.
The last bit that the goddess Isis put on her husband/brother/lover as part of his rebirth after he was cut to pieces by "death" was his penis. Taken on it's face, what that old woman may have heard was a very, err, vigorous and consensual fertility rite by two (or more) people in the privacy of their own residence...

Haele

[Initech]

8. Yeah I agree with the Chief on this one.

[tishaLA]

9. she also wonders why there's all this talk about our natural racehorses

[Crunchy Frog]

10. She should probably turn her hearing aid up

when she's got her ear against the wall to her neighbors bedroom.

[CTyankee]

11. ross perot warned americans to "turn up your Miracle Ear." I still use that line myself...