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Tue Dec 22, 2015, 10:48 AM

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(UPS) Attorneys for republican presidential candidate Donald Trump filed papers in the on-going law suit against comedian Bill Maher yesterday. The suit, originally filed in 2013, seeks damages after Maher, appearing on Jay Leno’s show, reputedly claimed that “perhaps” Trump is the “spawn of his mother having sex with an orangutan.”

According to a potentially explosive new DNA study submitted under sealed file to the federal court in Los Paranois, social scientists from the Water Man Foundation have concluded that Trump is related to neither his mother, nor the orangutan she had sexual relations with in the year prior to Donald Trump’s birth. “I have concluded that Donald Trump was produced by ‘orange aliens,’ who spliced the original film clip of Richard Nixon delivering his infamous ‘Checkers” speech, combined with the residue from Mel Gibson’s ‘blood-alcohol’ test, from the night of his most recent black-out racist rant,” the head of the Water Man Foundation told UPS.

RNC chair Rancid Previous declined to comment on if this new scientific evidence could potentially deny Donald Trump the right to run for the presidency. “Richard Nixon is looking like a pretty good alternative for the republican party these days,” Previous stated. “And Mel Gibson speaks for a huge number of republicans.”

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Tue Dec 22, 2015, 11:12 AM

1. Bwahahahahaaaa...K&R...

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Tue Dec 22, 2015, 04:44 PM

2. funny!


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Wed Dec 23, 2015, 07:48 PM

3. The orange ones. I've seen them. They dwell among us.



They abduct humans, and use anal probes on them to collect DNA samples for interstellar species gene splicing to produce bipedal GMOs, which they intend to use to conquer our country.

Sometimes they collect the wrong material from the probes. As I'm sure you know, Dr. Waterman, the results are often tragic. There are many others besides the example cited by the Foundation.

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