"Here's what I meant! . . . Merry Christmas DU!" Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!

Donald ("Only bareback" Trump is saying: "And these pin-head reporters and commentators and so-called experts keep saying I've gone over the line and that my support will tank. . . . And guess what? . . . Each time it has gone up!!!! . . . Way up! . . . I can't say anything that can hurt me. . . . I mean, if I said women have about a third of the brain and half of a spine compared to men, my polls would sky-rocket. . . . Or if I said, my sperm-count is higher than a randy goat's on steroids, everyone would love me. . . . Or if I said that anyone who dares question me much less judge me is either an incontinent homosexual, a pimply-faced panty-sniffer, or terrorist-Communist, I'd win with 110 percent of the vote! . . . I can't do any wrong!!! . . . NONE!!! . . . Just watch."