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Mon Dec 28, 2015, 11:33 AM

In the I of the Beholder! . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!!



Donald ("Heads, you lose. Tails, you still lose" Trump is saying: "Words like 'schlong' change meanings all the time. . . . Just to prove it to you guys, I'm not only going to clean it up, but I'm going to make it a great all-America word by naming a brand, under my label, of all-meat hotdogs: Schlongs! . . . People will forget all about the dirty meaning when discussing their favorites like 'I want my Schlong smothered under chili sauce between two billowy white buns,' or maybe they'll prefer the taste of West Palm Beach Schlong. . . . Yes, Trump's Schlong is bound to change the way America eats it. . . . And getting 'schlonged' will be like a civic duty."

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Reply In the I of the Beholder! . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!! (Original post)
skip fox Dec 2015 OP
underpants Dec 2015 #1
skip fox Dec 2015 #3
underpants Dec 2015 #4
skip fox Dec 2015 #2
Hekate Dec 2015 #5
skip fox Dec 2015 #6
demtenjeep Dec 2015 #7
skip fox Dec 2015 #8

Response to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Dec 28, 2015, 12:36 PM

1. Schlong Elizabeth and thanks for the memories.

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Response to underpants (Reply #1)

Mon Dec 28, 2015, 05:12 PM

3. For that, you should be banned from all engagement

in polite discourse for not less than a fortnight!

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Response to skip fox (Reply #3)

Mon Dec 28, 2015, 07:49 PM

4. That's a Schlong time.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Dec 28, 2015, 04:28 PM

2. Trump is saying,

"It's simple, Brian. Most of them don't like to hear about schlongs. And there's a good reason for that. 'Schlong' implies heft and size, depth of being, and possibility of a deep engagement with the world, if you know what I mean. . . . And most of these reporters and commentators . . . well, it might not be nice to say it, but they just don't have any ballast."

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Dec 28, 2015, 09:55 PM

5. More like "in the id of the beholder" nt

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Response to Hekate (Reply #5)

Tue Dec 29, 2015, 10:06 AM

6. nice

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Tue Dec 29, 2015, 10:17 AM

7. tRumpet is an idiot

 

no way he gets the nom

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Tue Dec 29, 2015, 02:05 PM

8. Trump is saying:

"'Schlonged,' as you know, is a great word coming form the American mixing pot. . . . Would my critic not have me use Yiddish? . . . Can I use no words of Norwegian origin? Or of Irish? . . . Are they racists or what?"

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