Political Red Rover

[kairos12]

When I was a kid we played the game Red Rover where two lines of kids faced each other and yelled, "Red Rover, Red Rover send Billy or Sally, someone from the other side over. I don't really remember how you won the game. My point is if I'm standing in my line of Americans facing the Repug lineup for President and playing Red Rover and said, Red Stater, Red Stater send over your biggest Democrat hater," Who would they send?

I think it would be either Carnival Cruise or Huckleberry.

[Coventina]

1. I always ended up with bruised arms from that game.

I'm afraid that in this case the stakes are much higher.....

[Scuba]

2. We played on ice skates. For reasons that escape me, the alternate name for this game ...

... was "Pom Pom."

[TwilightGardener]

3. Christie. Game over. ER visits afterward.

[Coventina]

5. LOL! Thank goodness for Obamacare!!

[kairos12]

7. Big DUzy indeed. I would need those metal

Terminator arms.

[samplegirl]

4. Cruz hands down!

[surrealAmerican]

6. This may not be the right metaphor.

In red rover, if the person from the opposing team fails to break through your line, they join your line.

I don't even want to think about any of those candidates joining our party.