4 qualifications for the "Militia" label by the MSM

[SHRED]

1. Melanin type (white).
2. A cowboy hat helps.
3. Christian.
4. Open Carry.

Unless rule #1 is followed disregard 2-4.

I'm sure there's more.

[valerief]

1. You forgot FIREARMS! nt

[SHRED]

2. I'll add open carry.

[louis-t]

3. At least 30% of participants must be

wearing camo.

[annabanana]

4. and have no "day job". . .n/t

[DetlefK]

5. Must hail from rural region.

[n2doc]

6. 5. Conservative

Because if they were liberals protecting a forest from clear cutting they would be deemed terrorists.

[SHRED]

7. True

[TeeYiYi]

8. No hoodies, no baggy pants, wear something 'respectable'...

TYY

[SHRED]

9. Perfect