It's time to put ranches under surveillance. We can't be politically correct any longer

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

And all audience members of Alex Jones, Rand Paul, Sean Hannity and associated backers of these terrorists need to register with the government.


Make America great again!

[Buzz Clik]

1. Agreed! Close our borders to all ranchers. Put them on a list. Deport all ranchers who cannot...

...prove legal citizenship.

[Eleanors38]

2. Hmmm. More land for deer hunting!

[Kali]

3. this ranch is already under surveilance

between google satellite and the fucking border patrol, my privacy is pretty much shot

(I know you are probably talking about something else, but believe it or not, all ranchers are not cliven bundy or even "normal" republicans - there are even a few Democrats!)

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

5. Moderate ranchers need to speak up and denounce these guys

I saw thousands and thousands of ranchers celebrating on TV when Bundy's followers killed those two cops in Vegas

[Kali]

6. I don't think there are thousands and thousands of ranchers,

must have been a bunch of wannabes or fakers.

Some see part of his point, most are not into armed "rebellion."

There are some issues with land management/ownership in the west that people not familiar with the subject may have trouble understanding.

For the most part trespass and not paying fees, combined with encouraging armed idiots to "defend" your position is idiotic and doomed to fail.

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

9. I saw it on TV

The lib'rul media is hiding the clip. My investigators will find the footage when they get back from Hawaii.

[Kali]

12. oops, I must have missed something.

over my head!

[cali]

4. Satire, I presume

[cherokeeprogressive]

7. Register with the gubmint for listening to a radio program. I don't want to live in that country.

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

8. Your politically correct attitude will get us all killed

Followers of these radical clerics need to be rounded up:

In a YouTube video released Dec. 31, Ammon Bundy says that God directed him to go to Oregon, a state he had never visited before.

"I began to understand how the Lord felt about the Hammonds," Bundy says in the video. "I began to understand how the Lord felt about Harney County and about this country. And I clearly understood that the Lord was not pleased with what was happening to the Hammonds… If we allowed the Hammonds to continue to be punished, there would be accountability."

In another video, also posted Dec. 31, militia member John Ritzheimer bids farewell to his family as he prepares to drive to Oregon, where he says he is "100 percent willing to lay my life down in order to fight tyranny."

http://www.wweek.com/2016/01/02/militia-group-takes-over-federal-building-in-eastern-oregon-because-the-lord-was-not-pleased/

We need to build a big beautiful wall around Navada and make Las Vegas pay for it

[cherokeeprogressive]

10. Ouch. My head.

You're serious. That makes you scary.

I'd sooner see a wall around you.

[cali]

15. I don't think the op is serious. I think he/she is riffing on tRump

[GGJohn]

11. Wait, what?

Have all Americans who watch Alex Jones, Rand Paul, Sean Hannity and associated backers register with the govt?
Please tell me this is satire, if not, then you are far worse than these idiots.

I own a small farm/ranch, should I be put under surveillance?

[NutmegYankee]

13. It's satire.

Read his responses to the above subthread.

[GGJohn]

16. Lord I was hoping so, pretty good satire at that. eom.

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

14. Hint

http://www.madlibs.com/

By the way, have we seen your birth certificate?

[GGJohn]

17. Yeah, was just informed that it is satire.

Birth cert? What's that?

[Binkie The Clown]

18. Farmers too. What's the difference, they both work on farms and stuff

so they are all the same. Right?

And those cowboy hats! I put that in the same class as turbans and hijabs, clearly terrorist headgear.