"My scalp gets tighter every day!" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!

[skip fox]

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Donald ("I'm so rich my accountants own private jets!&quot Trump is saying: "He might be a ruthless dictator and homicidal maniac, but you got to hand it to North Korea's Kim Jong-Un. . . I mean, he came into power after his father died and took right over! . . . No dilly-dallying. . . . He didn't give anyone a chance to undermine his authority! . . . . He knew who was boss and if anyone stood in his way, well . . . 'Goodbye uncle,' is all I can say. . . . So he might be in contention for the worse despot of the 21st century, but there's lots of good to admire! . . . You bet! . . . Like Wow!"




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Above CAPTION based on the following DU posting with a small slip:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1017319963

[Kalidurga]

1. Last week I was knee deep in bullshit

Now through hard work, diligence, and an ability to produce verbal diarrhea; I am this deep in bullshit.

[randome]

2. "...and the CIA has said they want me to be their leader. I told them, boys..."

"...I can't do everything. Well, actually I can do everything but there are only so many hours in a day and then...it hit me. You want to see productivity in this country go through the roof? Thirty-six hour days! That's the answer! Indexed to inflation and adjusted according to how well I'm doing in the stock market. Just another one of my genius ideas. Did I tell you I'm a genius? Well, I am. But you already knew that."
[hr][font color="blue"][center]Treat your body like a machine. Your mind like a castle.[/center][/font][hr]

[icymist]

3. I'm a little teapot, short and stout

This is my handle
This is my spout.

[skip fox]

4. D.T. is saying:

"Listen, if I was any greater, I'd have to be twins!"

[dembotoz]

5. so then you just extend your arm out like this and say hail trump

[Donkees]

6. Noooo, LOWER! Bend forward when bowing!

[skip fox]

7. Trump is saying:

"And while you're down there . . . well, how 'bout a little favor?"