Ok. What songs would you play to torture & drive out Oregon militia?

[zazen]

See, I'm thinking that songs that would torture most human beings (whether played normally or at full blast) like "Proud to be an American," or anything by Hank Williams Jr., or the collected hits of Rupert Holmes, or "Hot Girls in Love" by Loverboy, would enhance the beer buzz of these maniacs.

What would you recommend to drive out the Bundy nuts? Experimental jazz? Pete Seeger? Killer Mike? Spoken word?

[Frustratedlady]

1. 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall... eom

[enid602]

2. Village People

"YMCA"

[smirkymonkey]

6. Oh yes, that would be hysterical!

I would also nominate anything by "Wham" or "Boy George"

[randys1]

10. Bring the "actual" Village People there to perform, that should do it.

[RKP5637]

15. K&R!!!!!! Especially YMCA!!!!!

[TubbersUK]

32. Perfect :)

[RKP5637]

45. Those guys gotta be getting really horny by about now!

[TubbersUK]

60. Oh yes

interspersing the music with readings of the erotic militia fiction that's doing the rounds would be good

http://nymag.com/following/2016/01/colin-meloy-inspires-erotic-militia-fanfiction.html#

[RKP5637]

99. ...

[3catwoman3]

112. Erotic militia fiction.

I did not know there was such a thing. I think I am sorry that I now do know it.

[nadinbrzezinski]

121. Ah the internets have had a lot of fun with this

Now I wonder about some of these though.

[trueblue2007]

139. they will be wanting some cuddling etc??

MORE MORE MORE from Andrea True Connection. She was in porns and then did this disco song

[underahedgerow]

102. Nothing, it would be too disruptive to the wildlife. It's a major 'pit stop' for migrating birds

among countless other species.

Sorry to be a buzzkill.

[Marrah_G]

122. I would go with "macho man"

[Nye Bevan]

3. It's a Small World After All......

[emulatorloo]

20. Brilliant! 24/7.

[Binkie The Clown]

25. Been there. Done that

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=7510053

[treestar]

82. that's it = the worst song in the world

[underpants]

107. Add in Spandau Ballet's Greatest hits

[fredamae]

4. Christian Music n/t

[Myrina]

5. Continuous loop of Celine Deon & the Macarena

Nt

[DetlefK]

39. You... evil... bastard! The song Macarena is in spanish! Do you want to drive them into suicide?

24 hours of Macarena... 48 hours of Macarena... 72 hours of Macarena...

[brewens]

7. Anything by or featuring Yoko Ono! n/t

[demmiblue]

46. !

[zazen]

57. um, I think we might have a thread-winner here . . . .

I got through 20 seconds of it.

It'd do the trick.

[JanMichael]

84. that stupid what the fox say song? or winonas big brown beaver.nt

[Kalidurga]

155. that poor woman

she was clearly being electrocuted and no one stepped in to turn off the mic.

[KentuckyWoman]

176. Someone please get her to record the National Anthem.

that catterwalling is so bad it would make the Rosanne Barr version sound GOOD.

[Monk06]

187. Damn you'ld think after thirty years she'd get bored with her Fluxus schtick

[stage left]

8. Honky Cat

Elton John.

[Wounded Bear]

9. The National Anthem...

they won't be able to sit down to take a dump. Couple days of that and they'll capitulate.

[KentuckyWoman]

175. LOL that is pure poetry right there.

Play the Rosanne Barr version. Ammon would be calling his Mom after the 3rd round.

[RKP5637]

11. Barney and Friends "Barney I love you lyrics"

[Bigmack]

143. Have you never heard of the term "war crime"? Not even those shitheads deserve that! nt

[RKP5637]

144. ...

[Coventina]

12. Beck's "Loser"

[2naSalit]

13. A loop of

a combination of opera and Hip Hop. The more female vocals in the opera the better.

[NightWatcher]

14. Everything is Awesome sung by 5 Finger Death Punch

or Sara and Tegan, same affect.

[cherokeeprogressive]

16. I'm sure any serious Rap would soon have them shooting each other, being Old White Guys.

[RKP5637]

31. Excellent!!! n/t

[saltpoint]

17. The theme from BONANZA. EOM

[IDemo]

78. Or the Beverlie Hillbillies n/t

[saltpoint]

81. Yep. "Swimming pools...movie stars." eom

[rock]

18. "Wipe Out!"

Sure, I would enjoy it the whole time, but I suspect the first 24 hrs would drive everybody else nuts.

[emulatorloo]

27. Let's not forget "Tequila!"

One of my favorites!

That would offend the Mormons very badly.

And yeah I LOVE "Wipe Out!" too.

[randys1]

77. As a drummer I can remember when that was the ultimate song to learn.

Now doing it with crossovers makes it even more fun.

[ms liberty]

19. Here's a partial playlist:

Rick Astley, Never Gonna Give You Up
Starland Vocal Band, Afternoon Delight
Richard Harris, MacArthur Park
The Carpenters, Close To You
Periodically you could switch those out with mr liberty's choices:
Dixie Chicks, Not Ready to Make Nice
Anything by Kanye West
Anything by Thelonious Monk or Miles Davis

[GoCubsGo]

98. Additions to the list:

You're Having My Baby, Paul Anka
Barbie Girl, Aqua
Bow Wow, Snoop Dogg. Hell, anything by Snoop.
Any song that would be used in a Zumba class, especially songs with Spanish lyrics.

[Bluenorthwest]

21. As a joke it has merit but noise pollution at a wildlife refuge with a large

focus on resident and migratory bird species is not really all that good an idea.

[annabanana]

48. now there you go.. being mindful

and realistic. .

[LiberalElite]

86. Joy Killer (but you are correct) nt

[Wounded Bear]

179. But war means never having to say you're sorry...

I'm convinced that one reason Conserves love war so much is that it's the last thing they can do that doesn't require environmental impact statements.



*But I understand what you are saying.

[Bigmack]

22. Justin Bieber.... max volume... 24/7. They would be GONE! nt

[pinboy3niner]

64. You forgot your graphic

[notadmblnd]

23. Day-O

[Demonaut]

24. anything rap

[corkhead]

26. That's easy; "It's Raining Men"

[Mnemosyne]

28. Noise - Macronympha

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It will not only drive them out, but their ears will be bleeding for years!

[demmiblue]

29. Lamb Chop: The Song That Never Ends

[Lizzie Poppet]

43. Hey Ya!

[pangaia]

30. I think playing great classical music might also do the trick.

for example, the Brandenburg Concerti played on either period instruments or reproductions..

Also the Barber ADAGIO FOR STRINGS might really depress them.


Anything truly beautiful.. Of course it might have the opposite effect, to turn then into normal human beings... That would be the ideal.

[RKP5637]

41. But likely not this! Holst's The Planets "Mars, The Bringer of War" would likely

agitate them into battle formations!

[pangaia]

47. That's a good recording, as well.

CSO has a killer brass section.

Also, the 5/4 meter will drive them nuts, They won't be able to line dance.

[demmiblue]

33. Friday- Rebecca Black

[quickesst]

34. For the macho outdoors type

.... why not-Tiptoe Through the Tulips-Tiny Tim

[Xipe Totec]

35. Freedom Isn't Free

[RandiFan1290]

36. Reg Roll

[Lizzie Poppet]

37. Merzbow

Listen at your own risk (and I'm not kidding...Japanese experimental noise is very "not for everyone&quot .

[teach1st]

38. One of my favorite albums

I like it. People I like like it. In general, people I don't like don't like it. I'm assuming the militia types would want it turned off.

If that doesn't work, there's always Yoko.

[Dr Hobbitstein]

42. There's two different albums going on in that album...

One in the left channel, another in the right.

Good stuff!

[Dr Hobbitstein]

40. Cotton Eye Joe.

On repeat.

Also, this for 10 hours is pretty grating:

[Myrina]

195. They'd like that too much.

Yee Haw! It's a corn shuckin' !!

[zazen]

44. OMG--I stepped away for 30 minutes. These are hilarious! n/t

[lpbk2713]

49. The Piña Colada Song

Now I have a damn ear worm.

[DetlefK]

50. Some really weird german metal-punk-crossover from the 1990s: "Flugschädel"

[DetlefK]

58. Found one more. :D

[Buzz Clik]

51. The Commodores, "Three Times a Lady", but that would probably kill all the birds.

[H2O Man]

52. Revolution 9

from The Beatles (aka "the white album&quot

[zazen]

53. Mr. Zazen & I have always loved "I've Been to Paradise" by Charlene

as pure aesthetic torture, but since she later turned the song into pro-life propaganda they might like it.

I won't post it here, so as not to ruin anyone's Sunday.

[Kalidurga]

157. oh noes I am so sorry not sorry

It was the first song I thought of.

[zazen]

190. AAGHHHHH!!!

[octoberlib]

199. I can't STAND this song! Good choice.

[trof]

54. Slim Whitman - Indian Love Call. It worked on the Martians.

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[valerief]

72. ^^^THIS^^^

Sorry, but I posted the same thing before seeing your post.

[PufPuf23]

55. Zappa Moving to Montana Soon

[orpupilofnature57]

106. I would have voted for him as President .

[JoePhilly]

56. Brokeback Mountain soundtrack?

[Tommy_Carcetti]

59. The complete works of ABBA.

That would send me running, at least.

[JNelson6563]

61. Opera.

[LiberalEsto]

70. Yes!

[egold2604]

62. 10 hours of pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbow

[Bettie]

193. Oh..that is beyond cruel

My kids sing that song all the time and after a while, you just want to make it stop by any means possible.

My method is usually to remind them to stop annoying the lady who prepares their food. (They know I'm kidding, but they knock it off.)

[Rex]

63. Kidz Bop!

They will be murdering each other within 5 minutes of this particular type of torture.

[Baitball Blogger]

65. Dizzy from Tommy Roe.

I drove my family crazy when I played it over and over again, so I know it works. My sister finally put a stop to it by telling me that I was wearing down the groves in the 45.

[grasswire]

66. Violent Femmes

I love the Violent Femmes but I doubt they do.

[KingCharlemagne]

149. In honor of their militia roots, maybe the B-52s "Private Idaho":

[longship]

67. Easy. Barnie the dinosaur.

Here it is:

I do not recommend a click-through. I presume that we all know it and why it would drive them crazy.

BTW, it should be put on a repeating loop and blasted at heavy metal volume.

[Basic LA]

68. "24 Hour Gym's" playlist.

The "24 Hour Gym" where I go (the only gym in my area) has a gangsta-rap playlist--roaring at jet-engine volume--that would drive anyone insane. I've asked them to turn it down, but they can't hear me over the "music."

[Vinca]

69. Yoko Ono.

[valerief]

71. Slim Whitman's Indian Love Call, of course. It worked in Mars Attacks!

[Octafish]

147. Only song one really needs for anything is that from Slim Whitman .

Saved earth from Martian invasion.

[OnyxCollie]

73. Skinny Puppy, Alec Empire, Arnold Schoenberg 12-tone serial music.

Preferably played from skipping/stuck CD's.

[aka-chmeee]

74. Nearly anything from Ted Nugent nt

[DUgosh]

75. Upside Down - Diana Ross

Most annoying song ever recorded, somehow fitting for this situation

[Half-Century Man]

76. Barky Jingle Bells.

[donco]

79. Culture Club - Karma Chameleon

Would drive them them insane/sane.

[truebluegreen]

80. Pussy Riot.

[me b zola]

83. Bad Romance...by the Chipmonks

[JudyM]

174. Woot! Good one. That'd be sure to drive the rats out.

[sadoldgirl]

85. The ring, Wagner would get to them

[greymattermom]

87. Rox in the box

Decemberists.

[JHB]

88. Gorgeous, delicious, deculture

[drray23]

89. the ride of the valkiries

As in full metal jacket and charge in with attack helicopters and napalm them. I had enough of these fools. I know, that would be "escalating" the situation but napalm or not, the authorities need to do something.

[Terra Alta]

90. "Imagine" by John Lennon.

It's one of my favorites, but it would likely drive these RWNJs crazy.

[sarisataka]

91. No one has suggested

Gangnam Style yet?

[geek tragedy]

92. Anything in Arabic nt

[Vogon_Glory]

93. The Cuckoo Song

The Cuckoo Song--the one used for the old Laurel and Hardy movies.

[Blue_In_AK]

94. I've Never Been To Me.

I loathe that song.

[Vogon_Glory]

95. Chevy Chase' Colorado

Chevy Chase's Colorado", the one used in Natipnal Lampoon's Lemmings. I particularly favor it after the Gun-jumpers' utilities have been cut off.

[lunatica]

96. Tiny Tim's 'Tiptoe Through The Tulips' with me

It would drive them to shoot each other. Thus, end of problem

[CTyankee]

97. recordings of Hitler's speeches over and over and over again as loud as possible...

throw back hate on hate...I think they'll do anything to get it to stop...

[Koch Ebola]

100. Oh, I got a perfect song for them....

Punk rock traditionally has expressed left wing anti-authoritarian views. these clown are under the illusion they are patriotic revolutionaries. Here is an punk rock anthem that say's it all[link:

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[mikehiggins]

101. Barbie Girl

They'd wind up begging to be arrested.

[Donkees]

103. "Let it go" ...

"Let's all sing like the birdies do, tweet, tweet, tweet..."

[YvonneCa]

127. That's mine, too. FROZEN theme...

... over and over and over. Let it go...

[Blue Owl]

104. Some Bollywood soundtracks followed by some Tibetian throat singing

n/t

[OnyxCollie]

142. That's half of my iTunes playlist.

[orpupilofnature57]

105. ' All you need is love '

[Lint Head]

108. Tiptoe Through the Tulips by Tiny Tim

[WheelWalker]

109. Shawnee Sioux War Dance

[dembotoz]

110. would assume a generally anti urban racist subculture i would go with rap and hip hop

[shanti]

111. Mandy

or anything else by Barry Manilow.

[KingCharlemagne]

151. Don't forget Loggins & Messina's "Your Momma Don't Dance":

[3catwoman3]

113. Dominick The Christmas...

...Donkey.

[Stargleamer]

114. Streisand 24/7

[btw: I say this as a fan of hers]

[shenmue]

184. Yes

[Bonx]

115. The Shaggs !

[LiberalElite]

116. Call me Maybe

[doc03]

117. What's New Pussy Cat or Little Drummer

Boy I would give myself up in 10 minutes.

[spanone]

118. i can see out of sheer common decency, no one has suggested this one....

[KCS72000]

120. I enjoy these, but I dont think they would

[nadinbrzezinski]

119. In spanish and philosophical to boot

Uploaded on Jul 3, 2008
Dime
Porque la gente no sonrie
Porque las armas en las manos
Porque los hombres malheridos
Dime

Dime
Porque los niños maltratados
Porque los viejos olvidados
Porque los suenios prohibidos
Dime

Dimelo Dios quiero saber
Porque te niegas a escuchar
Aun queda alguien que tal vez rezara
Dimelo Dios quiero saber
Donde se encuentra toda la verdad
Aun queda alguien que tal vez lo sabra

Dime
Porque los cielos ya no lloran
Porque los rios ya no cantan
Porque nos has dejado solos
Dime

Dime
Porque las manos inactivas
Porque el mendigo de la calle
Porque las bombas radioactivas
Dime

Dimelo Dios quiero saber
Porque te niegas a escuchar
Aun queda alguien que tal vez rezara
Dimelo Dios quiero saber
Donde se encuentra toda la verdad
Aun queda alguien que tal vez lo sabra

[chowder66]

123. The Trololololo Song

The Trololo song

Or

Always look on the bright side of life

[Dont call me Shirley]

124. Southern Man by Neil Young, anything by the Dixie Chicks, Love is the Answer by Todd Rundgren

All You Need Is Love by The Beatles, Higher Love by Steve Winwood, anything by Steve Earl

[Runningdawg]

125. Marilyn Manson

Love Song - Do you love your Guns Gods and Goverment

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[theaocp]

126. Big Pimpin followed by

Aphex Twin and lots of Coltrane. Drive those fuckers nuts.

[doc03]

128. How about anything Billie Joel n/t

[MADem]

129. Play this...over, and over, and over, again!!!!!!

[chromotone]

130. Balinese Monkey Chant

[DreamGypsy]

131. Bob Dylan...Idiot Wind...

Idiot wind, blowing every time you move your mouth
Blowing down the backroads headin’ south
Idiot wind, blowing every time you move your teeth
You’re an idiot, babe
It’s a wonder that you still know how to breathe

<snip, edit>

Idiot wind, blowing through the buttons of your coats
Blowing through the letters that you wrote
Idiot wind, blowing through the dust upon your shelves
You’re idiots, dudes
It’s a wonder you can even feed yourselves

[First Speaker]

132. They're Coming to Take Me Away...

...over and over...that just might do the trick. Oh--and Robert Mitchum's album of Calypso music... (Yes, he really did.)

[Odin2005]

133. "THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS..." from Lambchop on PBS.

[Mendocino]

134. A kindergarten

first year piano student playing scales.

[Initech]

135. Easy one: Dueling Banjos

http://m.

[truebrit71]

136. Justin Bieber or Nikki Minaj...

... although the use of the former may violate the Geneva Conventions....

[trueblue2007]

137. i would play Disco music !!!!

The 150 Greatest Disco Songs 1974-1981 (Part 1 of 3)

[trueblue2007]

140. make a tape loop. madonna, tiffany -- The Foundations & The Archies (BTW, I like these songs!!)

like a virgin

Madonna - Like a Virgin [Official Music Video]

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Tiffany
Tiffany - I Think We're Alone Now

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The Foundations - Build me up

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and Sugar Sugar - The Archies

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[Pathwalker]

138. "Feelings", the "Barney Song" +

"These Boots Are Made For Walking" "I am Woman" and "Muskrat Love". Over and over.

[VOX]

141. "Chocolate Rain" by Tay Zonday

[ChisolmTrailDem]

145. The Carpenters and little Donny Osmond. nt

[Liberal_in_LA]

159. Carpenters music is wonderful

[zappaman]

146. Anything by noise artist Merzbow.

Seriously.

[KingCharlemagne]

152. You and I may not agree on much, but on this we are in full accord (npi). - nt

[zappaman]

154. I remember this article by a guy who listened to all 50 CDs

Merzbow put out in a box set.
Pretty funny...

https://books.google.com/books?id=1CkEAAAAMBAJ&pg=PA33&lpg=PA33&dq=i+listened+to+all+50+merzbow+cds&source=bl&ots=4RXqb9FRPH&sig=f3wD32MA2k972kQbsmKutq8LiFA&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiuxpit0aDKAhVMGT4KHdIhAAYQ6AEIJjAC#v=onepage&q=i%20listened%20to%20all%2050%20merzbow%20cds&f=false

[KingCharlemagne]

148. Jimi Hendrix' "Star-Spangled Banner," played at 2 a.m. Reveille

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every day . . . because the price of freedom is eternal vigilance.

On edit: those seditionist bastards don't deserve Hendrix. RIP!

[grntuscarora]

150. Barry Manilow's Copacabana

nt

[milestogo]

153. All of Yoko Ono

[DisgustipatedinCA]

156. I was just checking the thread to make sure someone had mentioned Yoko. You won the thread. nt

[JudyM]

173. Boy George and Tiny Tim.

[Heeeeers Johnny]

167. Came here to post this.

Doesn't matter how liberal or conservative one is... even Gandhi would want to
punch her in the throat.

[Liberal_in_LA]

158. Muscrat love

[L. Coyote]

160. John Lennon - Give Peace A Chance

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[Omaha Steve]

161. Cat Scratch Fever

Nobody can stand to listen to that or look at Ted.

[Heeeeers Johnny]

172. Despite Nugents' politics, I'll have to disagree with that one

Back in the day when I was a yung'un... Nugent/ Double Live Gonzo was an immense, ass kicking song
and still is...

The opening riff/melody is classic rock at it's best.

[MurrayDelph]

162. Adele - "Hello"

"Hello, it's me
I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet
To go over ... everything"

(Ellipses mine to emphasize the painful pause).

[LeftyMom]

166. I can vouch for the effectiveness of the Adele torture method.

My foster daughter broke up with her boyfriend right when that *&$&^% Adele album came out, so I heard it over a muffled iPhone speaker (she has $200 headphones she never uses???) approximately eleventy billion times. I was quite ready to fire my daughter, her phone, the stupid boy and above all Adele into the sun strapped to a rocket after three days at the most.

[JEB]

163. Hard to beat the fugs...

[CommonSenseDemocrat]

164. Doesn't this violate the Geneva Convention? :)

I know the Geneva Convention does not apply in law enforcement actions.

[GaYellowDawg]

165. Oh, let's see... southwest ranchers... loop Atomic Dog by George Clinton. Surrender in 24 hours.

nm

[B Calm]

168. Don't Worry, Be Happy. .

[hauweg]

169. Modern Talking - Brother Louie

This will teach them to never do it again. Guaranteed.

[Heeeeers Johnny]

170. Hampster Dance

The fact that it even exists, proves that there is no kind, benevolent or caring God...

[DBoon]

171. Philosophy of the World by the Shaggs

Frank Zappa said the Shaggs were better than the Beatles. Who am I to disagree?

[villager]

177. "Song of the Soul," by Cris Williamson

...since it's, you know, singing lesbians, singing about hippie stuff!

On which note, maybe "Rise Up" by Parachute Club, too!

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Heck, I think they're even Canadian...!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

178. Opera. Something really unsettling, like Berg's "Wozzeck."

Or Schönberg's Erwartung. Maybe Wagner's entire Ring cycle.

[LuvNewcastle]

180. The Oom Bop song by Hanson.

[S_B_Jackson]

181. Walkin' on Sunshine by Katrina and the Waves

Mickey by Toni Basil
Video Killed the Radio Star by The Buggles

[applegrove]

182. I just heard the song "Undercover Angel" for the first time

in 35 years. I laughed so hard at the lyrics: I SAID "what"; SHE SAID "woo oo oo we"; I SAID "allright"; SHE SAID "love me love me live me" LOL. That would do. For the guy under the tarp.

[Lil Missy]

183. It always feels like, somebody's watching me.

And, They're coming to take me away.

[Jim Beard]

185. The Beer Barrell Polka

[phylny]

186. "Honey" by Bobby Goldsboro

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[Paper Roses]

188. The Name Game

Don't click on the link unless you want an ear worm for the day!

[Scuba]

189. Build Me Up, Buttercup

[alarimer]

191. A kid learning to play the recorder.

Bleat, bleat, bleat ... on repeat.

[ProfessorGAC]

192. Metal Machine Music by Lou Reed

His big middle finger to the music industry

[Scout]

194. It's a Small World

really loud!

[LiberalElite]

196. Hope I don't offend with this - Bee Gees "An Everlasting Love"

When I found it on YouTube, I read some comments like e.g., "I love love love love this song!" but IMHO it's hideous.

[octoberlib]

197. Seasons in the Sun by Terry Jacks. Over and over and over.

[kydo]

198. Anything and everything by NWA

and be sure to tell them NWA stands for No Whites Allowed, even though it doesn't, they are too stupid to know that, plus they wouldn't understand what it stands for so why bother with the truth. Just play it loud with the bass cranked .....