NOT THE ONION: Gov. Perry Unable to Find Vagina on Anatomical Doll

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In a skirmish at the University of Texas Medical School in Houston about the state’s new ultra-restrictive abortion law, Democratic Senator Wendy Davis angrily told Texas Republican Governor Rick Perry he knows nothing about human reproduction or women’s vaginas.

“You don’t have to own an SUV to know where to pump the gas,” responded Perry, drawing immediate boos from the small lecture hall full of med students and from some of the media in attendance.

As the governor’s press handlers started to interrupt, Perry waved them off and stepped up to an anatomically-correct ‘female’ doll used in medical training that was laying on an examining table in the room.

“I’m not stupid. Those are the vagina right there,” said Perry, pointing at but not touching the labi majora, the visible protruding edges leading in to the vagina.

http://thelapine.ca/gov-perry-unable-to-find-vagina-on-anatomical-doll/

[FSogol]

1. It's not The Onion, but it is Canada's version of The Onion.

Like much of good satire, it is completely believable.

[Katashi_itto]

2. Yep, curse you! You gave it away!!!!

[Major Nikon]

5. Gov Goodhair almost flunked out of animal husbandry from an argricultural university

[Xipe Totec]

3. A prick that can't find a vagina is basically useless. nt

[dixiegrrrrl]

6. That could be construed as a slur on gay men, Xipe.

Jus' saying.........

[Xipe Totec]

7. Good point. But I'm sure that gay men know where it is too. nt

[SoLeftIAmRight]

4. no - not from the Onion - the onion is from this reality

that is beyond any reality i can imagine

[smirkymonkey]

8. I'm sure his wife is very fulfilled.