We're a day late for Rush Limbaugh's 65th birthday celebration, so post your belated messages here

[Miles Archer]

[tazkcmo]

1. Damn...

How disappointing he reached another one. Now I haz a sad.

[marew]

3. Agreed!

LOLOL!

[liberal N proud]

2. Rush who?

[bullwinkle428]

4. He doesn't look a day over 80. Amirite??

[TexasMommaWithAHat]

5. Happy birthday. Now RETIRE

Nt

[Holly_Hobby]

6. He probably signed up for Medicare

Hypocritical b.....d.

[Festivito]

7. Happy birthday Jeff Christie! Oh, er, ya, right, you prefer to use Rush Limbaugh.

Oops. My bad.

[Octafish]

8. Don't forget your Viagra.

You might need it.

Just kidding.

[Orrex]

9. Here are a few greetings I posted for The Limp One several years ago

A loathsome Conservative whore
Was addicted to Oxy and more.
When they asked his excuse
For Viagra abuse,
He said, "Things were much harder before."

Unable, while on his vacation,
To rise to the happy occasion,
The Republican shill
Bought a bag of blue pills,
And he screwed, so to speak, his probation.

From the boner pills in his possession,
We learn an amusing new lesson:
That a Neocon fluffer
Ironically suffers,
In essence, a lack of tumescence.

When a sexy percussionist lass
Was moved by tequila to ask
The rotund Mr. Limbaugh
To try her marimba,
She found him not up to the task.

Thanks to little blue pills, he can urge it
To become artificially turgid.
Let that image remain
Deeply etched in your brain,
Because, try as you might, you can't purge it.

Rush, hoping that, sometime this summer,
He might "mentor" a young up-and-comer,
Had to settle instead
For bag of blue meds,
When he'd wanted to purchase a hummer!

[deutsey]

10. Here's hoping this one will be your last

[KamaAina]

11. Ai kukae, E Rush!

(Happy Birthday in 'olelo Hawai'i is Hau'oli la hanau. )