Ted ‘Duck Hunter’ Cruz Goes Full Camo In BIZARRE New Ad Pandering To Idiot America

[liberal N proud]

Politicians have been known to do a lot of things to get elected. They usually cater and pander to a group of people who they think will have the best chance at casting a vote in their favor. In the case of Republican presidential candidate Senator Ted Cruz, those he’s decided to cater to are the residents of Idiot America.

Cruz has decided to go all in trying to get the ultra-religious, absent from reality, guns and God group of folks who love to hunt, hate gay people and live far away from populated areas. People otherwise known as extreme, right-wing Republicans.

Perfectly pandering to this demographic, Cruz paired himself up with Duck Dynasty and their bigot-in-chief Phil Robertson. Robertson is about as anti-gay and bigoted as one could ever hope to be, so of course he’s now endorsed one of the leading bigot candidates running for president — Ted Cruz.

In a new campaign commercial for Cruz, Robertson, with his face painting black camo for hunting, tells everyone the qualifications he wants to see in a president:
“Is he or she godly? Does he or she love us? Can he or she do the job? And finally, would they kill a duck and put ’em in a pot and make up a good duck gumbo? I’ve looked at the candidates. Ted Cruz is my man.”

http://www.addictinginfo.org/2016/01/14/ted-duck-hunter-cruz-goes-full-camo-in-bizarre-new-ad-pandering-to-idiot-america-video/

[brucefan]

1. "she"

Well there's progress!

[Skittles]

2. gun humping cowards will love it

[NightWatcher]

3. Pandering to Dumbass Dynasty how novel.

I'm just shocked none of the candidates has grown one of those ridiculous huge beards yet.

[Runningdawg]

13. Well Paul Ryan tried...

but caved and shaved the first time someone raised the question of his religion. DD guys are bad actors pandering to their fans and laughing all the way to the bank.

[JudyM]

4. O. M. G. Perfect. Nt

[403Forbidden]

5. I don't even think this commercial appeals to the target audience..

... it just looks so bizarre and fake.

[Contrary1]

6. "So bizarre and fake"

That is the intended audience.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

7. Bob Dylan covered that story.

Now, the man on the stand he wants my vote,He's a-runnin' for office on the ballot note.
He's out there preachin' in front of the steeple,
Tellin' me he loves all kinds-a people.
(He's eatin' bagels
He's eatin' pizza
He's eatin' chitlins
He's eatin' bullshit!

Bob Dylan

[malaise]

10. Perfect

[ohnoyoudidnt]

8. HAHA

The youtube comments are great.

[underpants]

9. The last big endorsement the Robertsons gave was to David Vitter

and that was IN Louisiana.

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

11. Right out of "A Face in the Crowd"

When Lonesome tells the Senator to go duck hunting for campaign commercial.

[Initech]

12. Because I care deeply about how Duck Dynasty votes!

[KamaAina]

14. Shouldn't he be hunting Canada geese?

[tabasco]

15. Two goddamned phonies.

Enough to make one barf.