Sad Irony: Evil Gov't Bails Out City Poisoned by Libertarian /Tea Bagger Wet Dreams of Rick Snyder
The biggest problems in any society are caused by those greedy sociopaths who set themselves apart from others. The Bundys and Paul Ryans and Rick Snyders of the world who hold up gargantuan signs in their right hands. Signs saying all government is evil.
Their left hands are wide open though, their palms ready for a nice pile of taxpayer dough. They believe they are entitled to your tax money, but the schools, the public infrastructure, the poor, the sick, the veteran, the addict and the communities don't deserve a penny of your tax dollars. Only THEY deserve anything. The rest of us can just use our Gawd-issued bootstraps.
Well, they do believe that corporations don't need bootstraps. They believe that millionaires should not have to pull themselves up one bit. They can start businesses and have a government safety net because capitalism.
“Sure! Give WalMart a tax subsidy! We just won't fully fund our schools, fix our bridges or have citizens with any health care or any teeth left,” says every struggling county and state in America. Because why waste money educating your populace, repairing bridges that are predicted to fall down in two years, or helping poor residents save their crumbling teeth? Their lack of dental care makes it easier to feed them the cheap mush in the jails.
Give all the help to corporations. Gently, carefully hold their tender balls in your hands, libertarians and teabaggers! Don't let them suffer any financial sacrifice! They are the heroes of every Ayn Rand novel! The movers and shakers who Make Things Happen while the rest of the rubes drool.
Yes, gently protect their balls while you watch the homeless veterans who once fed your bloodlust shake in the alley. While you watch children unable to bathe because their public water supply in a goddamned American city is as poisoned as one in the Third World.
It's the libertarian way! Powder the asses of the corporations and the sociopaths like Cruz and McConnell and the world will become a godly, magical place where there is prosperity for the ones who truly are worthy!
“But we're so goddamned SMART,” said Rick Snyder, his balls cupped gently in the hands of Republicans, libertarians and teabaggers. “Who the fuck needs SCIENCE? Who the fuck gives a red rat's ass about PUBLIC SAFETY! WE is gunna SAVE MONEY WE CAN GIVE TO OUR CORPORATE SPONSERS! Yee HAW!”
And the libertarians and teabaggers cheered loudly at the thought of this reckless cost savings. “This is what it means to be an AMURRICAN!” they loudly proclaimed in Michigan, pounding their chests.
And the Teabaggers rejoiced and had orgasms realizing that no extra pennies would be wasted on water for the poors and the undesirables. They protected Snyder and then all of them kicked every kid in Flint you-know-where.
It's a goddamned comedy that has tragic consequences. Like watching entire communities be turned over to the most stupid, short-sighted, sociopathic humans on the planet.
And guess what?
The entire goddamned united states of america gets to bail Rick Snyder out. WE all get to pool our tax money and send it to Flint so babies don't suffer and an entire generation is not irreparably harmed. Now it's a goddamned federal fucking emergency.
And Rick Snyder has that left hand out waiting for the piles of cash heading his way from you and me. Because what now? Say it LOUDLY Snyder, you goddamned bastard:
“Government is EVULL!”
Yes, Snyder. That evull government is having to take up the slack for your callous and cruel greed. How rotten of them. How purely tyrannical! The bible doesn't say the taxpayer has to bail out idiots like Rick Snyder! But he has that hand all the way the fuck out. In fact, BOTH hands are raised in supplication to that horrible federal government that Republicans and conservatives hate with all of their teeny tiny little hearts and their bulging guts.
This is libertarian/teabagger society on steroids, People.
Rick Snyder's grave will no doubt be pissed on by generations, as well it should be. When you live in a mansion with a goddamned indoor swimming pool and you own a $2 million condo in Ann Arbor you certainly don't mind spending money on your own fucking self.
Stupid Rick Snyder just didn't want to spend any extra to keep an entire generation of children safe.
So when I piss on your grave one day, Ricky Baby, I'll also thank you for showing the entire country what the libertarian/tea party wet dream looks like:
Hint: Don't drink it.
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