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demwing

(16,916 posts)
Wed Jan 20, 2016, 10:07 AM Jan 2016

Overheard on a Florida bus

On my morning commute i heard this snip of conversation;

Unless Trump does something REALLY stupid, he's got this Presidency thing in the bag,

Did you see Palin endorsed him? She said Trump would kick ISIS's ass!

AWESOME!

Yeah she is, I'd vote for that.

I wouldn't toss her out of the Oval orifice!


Much laughter...Where to start?

How about "Unless Trump does something REALLY stupid"
What's it going to take, you freaking troglodytes? He's an empty suit, with zero knowledge of anything that isn't related to his name. It should take him about 5 minutes to hit your goal.

Next "this Presidency thing"???
Is "this Presidency thing" some new invention you just found out about?

Followed right up by "Trump would kick ISIS's ass!"
ISIS isn't a dude that's hitting on your girlfriend. BTW, that "Unless Trump does something REALLY stupid" clause you specified?

Trump nailed it by putting Palin on stage.

And finally, all your hormone driven political punditry on the qualifications of Palin? You two bubbas are exactly what's wrong with America. You are uneducated, insensitive dorks that think with your dicks.

So my message to the two dudes on the bus?

Please don't vote. It's a nerdy thing to do. Only geeks and losers vote. If you really want to effect political change, send all your $$$ to Trump, and then stay home on election day. Make it your patriotic protest!

Sigh. Idiots...












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Overheard on a Florida bus (Original Post) demwing Jan 2016 OP
God help us. smirkymonkey Jan 2016 #1
Children of "Florida Man" I'd bet...n/t monmouth4 Jan 2016 #2
And future Darwin Award nominees demwing Jan 2016 #5
I can only hope America has not become that stupid! newfie11 Jan 2016 #3
There are times when I think there should be a civics test requirement demwing Jan 2016 #8
That bus rider will be shocked when Trump destroys public transportation. Sam_Fields Jan 2016 #4
I have to confess NV Whino Jan 2016 #6
I hear a lot of this garbage thru out the country when I am the road! imanamerican63 Jan 2016 #7
"I wouldn't toss her out of the Oval orifice!" ProudToBeBlueInRhody Jan 2016 #9
 

demwing

(16,916 posts)
8. There are times when I think there should be a civics test requirement
Wed Jan 20, 2016, 03:46 PM
Jan 2016

before a person is allowed to vote.

Sam_Fields

(305 posts)
4. That bus rider will be shocked when Trump destroys public transportation.
Wed Jan 20, 2016, 10:12 AM
Jan 2016

People just don't understand what the Republican agenda for America is. No government services or entitlements for any one except major corporations with a 0% tax rate for them and the 1%.

NV Whino

(20,886 posts)
6. I have to confess
Wed Jan 20, 2016, 11:23 AM
Jan 2016

I always click on a thread with Florida in the title. I know it's usually good for entertainment.

ProudToBeBlueInRhody

(16,399 posts)
9. "I wouldn't toss her out of the Oval orifice!"
Wed Jan 20, 2016, 03:52 PM
Jan 2016

Wait, what does that mean?

He wants Palin to fuck him in the ass with a strap-on or suck off said strap-on?

I would have turned and asked this.

Right-wingers have some weird kinks.....

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