I wanna party w this guy, cept he's dead.

[KG]

http://www.fox2detroit.com/news/local-news/82584838-story

MSP: Man was watching porn while driving before fatal crash

he Michigan State Police Department said Tuesday that a man died after rolling his car on the ramp from the Lodge to I-75 was watching pornography while driving.

The accident happened early Sunday morning just after 3:30. Michigan State Police troopers were called to the ramp from the Lodge to southbound I-75 on a one-car accident. The preliminary investigation revealed the driver of the car was watching a movie while behind the wheel, police said on Monday.

[niyad]

1. would you really want to hang around with a darwin winner?

[Hassin Bin Sober]

2. .

https://m.

[dorkzilla]

3. Okay, true but gross story

Acquaintances of my parents when they first moved to L.A. years ago, couple dating for several years and very randy if you get my drift. Anyway a group of them were driving out to Vegas in separate cars and were meant to meet at one of the casinos and spend the weekend. So hours after the group meets up Mr and Mrs Randy still hadn't shown up. Long story short, she decided to give him some oral happiness while they were en route, and he got so happy he drove off the road, and her head got crushed by the steering wheel killing her instantly. He died several days later of internal injuries. The end.

[Hoppy]

4. Was the family name, Garp?

[dorkzilla]

5. I'm happy to say no children were involved in this beej.

She did give great head though.