"Mr. Potatohead goes to Iowa." . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!

[skip fox]

Donald ("Where's my Nobel Prize?&quot Trump is saying: "Listen, Anderson, I'll tell you the truth. . . . Megyn Kelly wants my body but she knows I wouldn't touch her. . . . I mean, she's a loser, a waste of space. . . . She's stupid and way out of her league. . . . Then she has the gall to say that I have an over-inflated notion of my self and love to brag. . . . I just tell the truth. . . . She's p*ssed 'cause she can't have me. . . . That's just a fact."

[dembotoz]

1. i would bang her just like i would bang my daugter,,,,hell i will bang anyone i am inclusive

[KittyWampus]

2. Skip Fox- I could never beat your captions. You almost always get thread win

However, your version of Trump-speak is also good!

[Johonny]

3. People say that this is all about Megyn Kelly, but it's more about winning.

You don't win by talking to Megyn Kelly because her show is for losers. Most of the people that go on it are drug dealers and rapists. Sure, some of them are good people. I should know I've done her show before. Look, Anderson, how many times do I have to beat the same losers in a debate format? I beat them on the stage, in the press, on talk shows, in the polls, and they hate me for it. Megyn tried to distract the people with personal questions when people really want to talk about the facts. That's just a fact. She wouldn't know a fact from a quote I actually said. But I beat her just like I beat them all. I'm a beater. I'm great at debating, I don't need to debate because I've debated and I've won. I'm a winner. You know what winners don't do. Win more. There's no game after the Super Bowl. You know why? Because the winner doesn't need to win more. Well, next season they do, but that's just it, I'm ready for the next season. I've won. I'm winning, and I will win. Let Chris Christie and Jeb have to smell Ted Cruz's after shave all night. The after shave is cheap stuff. Megyn would like it.

[Hoppy]

4. Who was it that called him, Mr. Potato Head with an anus for a mouth?

[rustydog]

5. "Well, you'd be frowning like this all the time

If you pulled statements straight out of your ass every day like I do!"

[KamaAina]

6. Wouldn't that be Mr. Sweet Potato Head?

There is only one question worth asking about the sudden alliance between a vulgar talking yam and Princess Dumbass of the Northwoods.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027547447

[Donkees]

7. I get steamed and boiling mad at half-baked questions!