If you ruled the world, what would you ban?

[undeterred]

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	Jeans that make my butt look big
	0 (0%)
	Parking tickets
	0 (0%)
	Large size movie theatre popcorn
	0 (0%)
	Drones
	2 (15%)
	Mosquitoes
	0 (0%)
	Libertarians
	5 (38%)
	Spandex
	0 (0%)
	Trolls
	0 (0%)
	Viruses
	0 (0%)
	OTHER
	6 (46%)
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[rucky]

1. What's the difference between "mosquitoes" and "libertarians"? n/t

[undeterred]

7. Mosquitoes spread malaria; libertarians spread malaise.

[PeaceNikki]

2. mustard

I would eradicate it from the planet.

Evil shit.

[undeterred]

8. I guess you haven't visited the specialty shop in Middleton that only sells Mustard?

Rhetorical question.

[PeaceNikki]

9. that place would be converted to a chocolate shop in my world!

After a thorough decontamination, of course.

[madokie]

51. OH NOES

what would a Schlotzsky's sandwich be without mustard

[PeaceNikki]

53. answer: eatable

[madokie]

57. Ok you win

[Egalitarian Thug]

55. As long as you're waging a war on condiments, can you take out mayonnaise too, please? n/t

[PeaceNikki]

56. gladly!!

[Initech]

3. I'd completely ban outside money from influencing elections.

[TheManInTheMac]

61. You rule the world. There are no elections.

[Initech]

64. I'd ban far right Christian hate groups like Focus On The Family and Family Research Council.

[undeterred]

4. Clarification: I meant to post this in the Lounge

[frogmarch]

5. mustard eradicators

I ? mustard!

[MineralMan]

6. I'd ban internet polls.

That is all.

[2on2u]

10. Breathing, the world needs a fresh start. n/t

[Life Long Dem]

11. I'd ban

polls asking me limited choices.

[taught_me_patience]

12. Relish

sweet pickle... yuck!!!!

[UnrepentantLiberal]

50. What's with this war on condiments?

[lpbk2713]

13. Bible school graduates like Bachmann

Shit-for-Brains found work for hundreds of them in the Federal government.

[derby378]

14. Stupidity

FTW.

[dems_rightnow]

15. Cars, bars, wars, then

Well, you know.

[Art_from_Ark]

44. Joy to the world

All the boys and girls
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea
Joy to you and me

[MrScorpio]

16. Fucking Right Wingers nt

[Hugabear]

46. I can't imagine fucking a right winger, but it's your world to rule

[MrScorpio]

47. Nyuck-Nyuck!

[taterguy]

17. Who are the three assholes that voted to ban librarians?

Librarians rock.

Oh wait, it said libertarians.

Nevermind.

[proud2BlibKansan]

18. I'm torn between libertarian and drones

They're both evil.

[RoseMead]

19. I would ban

bullshit in all its myriad forms (actual bovine doo doo excepted).

[zappaman]

20. Tough question...maybe beauty pageants?

I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some, uh. . . people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, our education over HERE in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, or, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future, for our children.

[Nye Bevan]

21. Smoking in any location where someone could potentially smell secondhand smoke.

This would include sidewalks, beaches, parks, etc.

[bupkus]

22. Authoritarians

I'm convinced the vast majority of the world's problems are due to authoritarian control freaks who don't know a damn thing more than anyone else about anything but just have to have everything done their way.

[Auntie Bush]

23. I'd ban ALL Rethugs! Also, FOX News, Rush and Trump!

[cherokeeprogressive]

24. Absolutely nothing. n/t

[Tom Ripley]

25. Baseball hats and short pants

[ellisonz]

26. Gun trolls. n/t

[BOG PERSON]

27. OH MY GOD

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN

[morningfog]

28. Hate.

[Shrek]

29. Bossy busybodies who insist on banning things n/t

[HappyMe]

59. I agree.

Foods, words.... on and on.

[XemaSab]

30. Bermuda grass

[Egalitarian Thug]

31. I would ban banning. Got to get over this fantasy that we can force people to

do what we want them to do. The whole idea of directing society and the individuals in it to conform to some simplistic system is a 19th century fantasy that has never worked.

We need to change the emphasis from making the individual conform to the system, to making the system flexible enough to conform to the individual.

[Psephos]

45. +10e99 n/t

[Egalitarian Thug]

54. That's quite a large compliment. Thank you. n/t

[Occulus]

32. All laws passed to placate religious, and specifically christian, sensibilities.

"Blue laws" should have no place anywhere in our society. None.

[randome]

33. Rulers of the world.

[hobbit709]

34. I would put all Libertarians on a desert island in shark infested waters.

[unkachuck]

35. other....I would ban Bazooka Joe bubblegum....n/t

[Autumn]

36. Every fucking idiot republican.

that's the only thing I could think of.

[randome]

37. The letter 'q'.

[a la izquierda]

62. How in the hell am I supposed to write in Spanish then?

Explain, please. I, for one, do not like the k-ification of Spanish.

[sarcasmo]

38. religion.

[RZM]

39. I would ban Dr. Phil from making any public apperances in the US

He can still write books. But he can't appear on TV or give talks.

He's free to take his act abroad, however

[TheKentuckian]

40. Not my bag, man.

[annm4peace]

41. I wish Drones had never been invented

Already 100's of children have been murdered by US Drones.

[undeterred]

48. And their civilian use will be just as bad.

[SidDithers]

42. Liber-fucking-tarians...

You know who you are.

Sid

[tawadi]

43. Lobbying

And Republicans

[KG]

49. HFCS

[UnrepentantLiberal]

52. Network television.

[CBGLuthier]

58. ROYALTY

Yeah I'm looking at you jubilee celebrating old lady.

[GoneOffShore]

60. I hate mosquitos, but they're food for birds.

Nothing will eat Libertarians.

[kpete]

63. other

packaging, ban ALL packaging
real and perceived