New Hampshire Politicians find reason society may collapse - exposed boobs

[packman]

"New Hampshire state representatives are suggesting that society may collapse if lawmakers don't make it illegal for women to expose their breasts in public.

State Reps. Brian Gallagher and Peter Spanos, both Republicans, are co-sponsors of a bill that would slap women with a misdemeanor charges for showing their breasts and nipples with "reckless disregard" for those around them. At a public hearing on Monday, they warned that allowing women to go topless at beaches would quickly escalate, and they would soon be bare-chested at public libraries and Little League baseball games, The Associated Press reports."

I knew, I just knew, it wasn't corrupt politicians, greedy industrialists, NRA, or all that other stuff we read about in DU. It's the BOOBS!


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/new-hampshire-law-topless-women_us_56d49cbee4b03260bf77b2ff?cps=gravity_5055_-2073763509411055123

[Blue_Adept]

1. Ah, my Northern southern friends...

[world wide wally]

2. They sound like the boobs to me

[eppur_se_muova]

3. "with reckless disregard" -- Hey, it's cold in NH -- those things could put an eye out ! nt

[teamster633]

5. You're right, it is cold up here.

We're only at risk of societal collapse for 3 months a year. On ballance we'll be OK.

[randome]

4. Bring on the Apocalypse!

[hr][font color="blue"][center]"If you're bored then you're boring." -Harvey Danger[/center][/font][hr]

[bunnies]

8. I think you mean BRApocalypse!

[kairos12]

6. Well that's just bra-zen

[bunnies]

7. Its legal to be topless in NH already.

Yet Ive never seen a topless person in public. Idiots.

[Egnever]

9. Can't wait for the boobs to start flying at the library

Not entirely sure why they think this would be a bad thing.

I for one can't wait,

[lpbk2713]

10. I always thought Hugh Heffner was up to no good.

And now we have proof.

[Buns_of_Fire]

11. Thanks to South Park, we already know what will happen.

Google "Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society".

It scares me in strange and wondrous ways I cannot know why.