If Trump gets elected president, I'm moving

[Bucky]

my 401k out of index funds and over to low yield bonds. This fucker's gonna tank Wall Street with some kind of deregulatory bullshit. Long term planning goes out the window and impulse driven id-economics come in at the peril of the economy. I'll stay in this country and fight the assholes, but damn it ain't gonna be pretty.

[villager]

1. id-conomics

We may have just titled our "alternate econ" bestseller...

[Bucky]

2. Yeah, that's better. I'm stealing it.

You better write your book faster than me.

[villager]

3. Republican.

[Bucky]

4. Only if I outsource the writing to Taiwan, take credit, and then publish it w/o proofreading it

I end up in the Barnes & Noble discount bin next to Ann Coulter's latest screed, but at least I get my occasional Fox gig starting next year as I practice how to blame Global Warming on Obama once it's too hot to deny it's really happening.

I know how this game works.

[villager]

7. ...and your publishers extend copyright on it, *and* despite proof of it being stolen...

...your pals swiftly change laws barring me from suing, in any way.

Yeah.

You win.

[pangaia]

5. I would suggest a 3 month T- bill ladder....

That's about the safest one can get except a shoe box.


"This advice is not professional and should not be taken as such."
The authors.

[Bucky]

6. !!

[ThoughtCriminal]

8. Invest in human suffering

The only really big growth sector will be in industries that profit from it - paranoia, pain and death.

Think guns, cruise missiles and other military hardware, home security, pain-killers and narcotics, pay-day loansharking, guns, police gear, cheap alcoholic beverages, anti-riot gear, guns, torture devices, body bags and discount funeral services.