So Trump's marrying a horse, right? That was the "big annoucement", right?

[Tommy_Carcetti]

I tuned off to catch up on some Better Call Saul episodes on Netflix and missed the Donald's "big announcement".

But I just have to assume that it's that he's professed his ever-lasting love to a 6 year old Clydesdale named Sensual Centurion.

[Kelvin Mace]

1. Well, traditionally,

you are supposed to bed your sister and name your horse, Incitatus, a senator. But with Trump it's his daughter, and a horse's ass named Christie.

[Solly Mack]

2. No self-respecting horse would be caught dead on the arm of Trump.