Screw it. DU needs a Chris Christie captioning contest right now. Give it your best:

[Tommy_Carcetti]

"You said I could have all the donuts and burgers I wanted, Donald, if only I endorsed you. Well, where are they, Donald? WHERE ARE THEY?!?"

"What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in Trump Tower, on the other hand...."

"The greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing the world he didn't exi--Oh crap, he's Keyser Soze."

[liberal N proud]

1. Surrender

[Xipe Totec]

2. I can't believe I lost to this guy! nt

[Human101948]

26. That's exactly what he's thinking...

It is so obvious. And he's mad that Donald did not even throw him a bone when he bowed and scraped.

[Merryland]

3. Should I super-size those two Big Macs?

[Dustlawyer]

4. I really have to go bad, when will this lying POS ever finish! Come on ice cream!

[Gidney N Cloyd]

5. "I swear I saw that thing on his head move!"

[randome]

6. "Why does the back of his hairpiece keep winking at me? And why am I turned on by it?"

[hr][font color="blue"][center]"If you're bored then you're boring." -Harvey Danger[/center][/font][hr]

[Gidney N Cloyd]

8. Great minds...

[randome]

9. Yep! Same minute!

[hr][font color="blue"][center]"If you're bored then you're boring." -Harvey Danger[/center][/font][hr]

[patricia92243]

10. lol - best yet!

[n2doc]

7. Where should I stick the knife? n/t

[GeorgeGist]

20. +1

[mercuryblues]

11. This could have been me. It happened down South.

From The Butler

[Protalker]

12. SCOTUS black robes are slimming!

[Maeve]

13. What was that phrase? 'Mess of pottage"?

For those who don't know Old Testament tales so well--Esau sold his birthright for a bowl of lentils and Christie sold his soul for whatever Drumpf promised.

[TheCowsCameHome]

14. Hungry. - Want. To. Eat. Golden. Yam.

[Darb]

15. "Doughnuts, don't forget doughnuts"

"He's forgetting about doughnuts"

[Beach Rat]

16. Did he just say jobs are leaving New Jersey?

He did, didn't he! That motherfu------ooh, I'm going to get him.

[underpants]

32. +

Yes, that was Trump giving him a verbal slapping around. Man that was COLD.

[Mendocino]

17. "Mein Fuhrer

I can WALK"

[TheCowsCameHome]

19. Yummy! Chow Meon. Lo Mein.

[Jim__]

18. I wonder if that offer from the Ringling Bros is still good.

[dembotoz]

21. am i really betting my political future on him? should have called hillary

[hamsterjill]

22. Donald Trump said last night, "When Chris called me..."

There was an immediate change in Christie's demeanor. It was like "WTF, Donald, I didn't call you. YOU called me"!

[pokerfan]

23. Did you notice his eyes?

Pretty sure his eyes were blinking "KILL ME NOW" in Morse code.

[PonyUp]

24. "I sure hope there's some crab puffs left after this speech."

[basselope]

25. I need to take a drumpf

[TheUndecider]

27. Tell me about the rabbits George

[BeyondGeography]

28. This is not my beautiful house, this is not my beautiful wife.

[awake]

29. You are taking me out for a hot fudge sundae after this like you promised if I behaved right?

[skip fox]

30. C.C. is thinking:

"What's he got that I don't except for the highest poll numbers, a gift for gab, good looks and about 10 billion dollars? . . . Except for that, hell, we're like twins!""

[04alsabi]

31. Hang on, did I leave that bridge closed at home?

[underpants]

33. Can I get on my plane now and leave. Please?

[underpants]

34. I went from hanging with Obama and Bruce to Jerruh Jones and this guy

I knew I shoulda made that left turn at Albuquerque

[11 Bravo]

35. FUCK! I had the wrong surgery. I should have had my ...

lips sutured together! Then I would never have been able to endorse this assclown.

[Warren DeMontague]

36. "Was that just a very wet fart, or do I need to change my underoos?"

"...maybe if I walk off the stage backwards, no one will notice"

[Glassunion]

37. Governor, blink twice if you're in trouble!

[Greybnk48]

38. Did that thing on Mr. Tangerine Man's head just move?

It did! It moved!!

[lindysalsagal]

41. Winner!!!

[rollin74]

39. maybe weed isn't such a bad thing after all. I'm gonna need it if I have to spend time with this guy

[lindysalsagal]

40. "Why does dumb and obnoxious work for him and not for me???"

I'm the KING of dumb and obnoxious. I invented dumb and obnoxious!

[OriginalGeek]

42. ...

"Not sure if fingers or snausages..."

[lame54]

43. 'How does he lie so well and get away with it? I'm in awe."

[Tommy_Carcetti]

44. "Why does he keep calling me Reek?" nt

[Tommy_Carcetti]

45. "Could somebody please send Liam Neeson? Please?" nt

[different equation]

46. Christy is .."history"...and he finally realizes it that moment..

and... that is the look on his face

...hasta la vista .....and........we wont miss you at all..