How long until they dim the stage and start a fart lighting contest?

[Stinky The Clown]

This is the most absurd, disgusting display I have ever seen in a presidential debate. And I have seen most of them since Nixon and Kennedy.

[flying rabbit]

1. Soon, I hope.

[TheCowsCameHome]

2. Jerry Springer is busy taking notes.

He knows he can't match this...............debacle

[Gregorian]

3. I love how Kasich rambles on and on slowly weaving a story that ends in dismal tragedy.

[Buzz Clik]

4. I would prefer fart lighting. With Trump it would be difficult to tell the difference.

[world wide wally]

5. Maybe Kasich will bring out milk and cookies

(as soon as Uncle Ben gets back from the store)

[mak3cats]

6. I am bug-eyed and slack-jawed...

...this is the first one of these I've watched. I'm both entertained and completely appalled. To think any of these individuals could possibly be our next President is... is.... I really can't think of the right word to describe what I feel about that. One of those times I wish I wasn't an atheist.

[RKP5637]

7. Comparing this to the Nixon/Kennedy debates, there fools look/sound like a pack of maniacs. n/t

[salinsky]

8. Watching this, it is absolutely inconceivable ...

... that anyone can say if their Democratic candidate of choice doesn't get the nomination, they're gonna take their ball and go home.

[flamingdem]

9. After this we might not need to badger them

They'll be running to the polls!

I am concerned if Drumpf makes it that he'll truly mess with Obamacare and cost me a lot.
He doesn't care about us small peeple

[spanone]

10. you missed that part?

i've been around since the korean war....this is some sick fucking shit. the world must be shaking it's collective head.

[mak3cats]

15. That is, to me, the most awful thing about this...

I am thoroughly embarrassed on behalf of my country. Truly a pity.

[BeyondGeography]

11. We're trying to hit rock bottom

And, by golly, we're getting there.

[NJCher]

12. I'm not one for bathroom-level humor

But your thread title made me burst out laughing.



Cher

[valerief]

13. Bwah! You win the internet. Most astute comment of the night.

[southerncrone]

14. Or a food fight. Seriously, I'm concerned

that ALL of this circus, since day one, has been to gain attention (bad attention is better than none) & get people engaged in this election. They have certainly increased their voting block, while ours is decreasing. The fact that they started out w/so many candidates, coupled w/their lack of leadership qualities, has always made me suspicious of their end game. To me, this is some sort of cover for a sneaky move near the election. Reminds me of the Wizard of Oz, in a bad way. I think they will pull some virtually unknown out to face our candidate in hopes the Dems are unprepared for them. Or it may be Ryan. Who knows?
Or maybe I'm trying to find logic where there is none.

[DesertRat]

16. Live from the Fox Debate

[suffragette]

17. or a yoga contest

While fighting over Supreme Court nominees.

Absurdist theater has nothing on this.

[dixiegrrrrl]

18. Has the old familiar tone of all my drunk relatives at Thanksgiving

about an hour before the back yard brawl.
( I disowned them all 30 plus years ago)

[moondust]

19. And poo flinging.

Dammit, get on with the poo flinging!!!

[awoke_in_2003]

20. Don't give the any ideas. nt

[gratuitous]

21. It would actually be competitive now that Fiorina's out

But maybe they want Carson there, too.