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skip fox

(19,356 posts) Mon Mar 7, 2016, 11:53 AM Mar 2016

"I know how to act proper and I'm continent!" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!

Donald ("I hire people to scratch my n*ts for me&quot

Trump is saying: "It's going to be a great presidency! . . . Top class!!! . . . And I'll get the best people for my Cabinet. . . . Like Andrew Dice Clay for The Department of the Interior. (That's because he really knows how to go interior, if you know what I mean.) . . . Really high end! . . . You bet, a great presidency. . . . Everyone will be proud!!"

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"I know how to act proper and I'm continent!" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!! (Original Post) skip fox Mar 2016 OP

Please somebody buy me a new neck tie olddots Mar 2016 #1

Yeah, it's this big! Ask any of my wives!" Warpy Mar 2016 #2

Oh my ... In_The_Wind Mar 2016 #4

"Trump winces as he prepares to receive the traditional post-victory Watermelon after" GOLGO 13 Mar 2016 #3

We'll have big parades and organized events in massive stadiums underpants Mar 2016 #5

I got Trump's American flags only 99.95$ this week only. Buy one flag and we throw in a free class Johonny Mar 2016 #6

olddots

(10,237 posts)

1. Please somebody buy me a new neck tie

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Mar 7, 2016, 11:59 AM

Mar 2016

I'm so busy with facism that I haven't bought a new tie in 30 years .

Warpy

(111,241 posts)

2. Yeah, it's this big! Ask any of my wives!"

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Mar 7, 2016, 12:00 PM

Mar 2016

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

4. Oh my ...

Reply to Warpy (Reply #2)

Mon Mar 7, 2016, 12:18 PM

Mar 2016

Haven't they been told to remain silent like good little stepford wives?

GOLGO 13

(1,681 posts)

3. "Trump winces as he prepares to receive the traditional post-victory Watermelon after"

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Mar 7, 2016, 12:07 PM

Mar 2016

"Trump winces as he prepares to receive the traditional post-victory Watermelon after winning the primary"

underpants

(182,756 posts)

5. We'll have big parades and organized events in massive stadiums

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Mar 7, 2016, 01:20 PM

Mar 2016

Lots of flags. Everyone marching in order. They'll pass by me and I will nod my approval ...even if I don't think they are really that great. Maybe we'll even have an Olympics, once we've gotten rid of all the Mexican rapists and Muslims and weeded out all the disabled. It'll be this great big show of how great and pure we are.

Johonny

(20,829 posts)

6. I got Trump's American flags only 99.95$ this week only. Buy one flag and we throw in a free class

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Mar 7, 2016, 03:16 PM

Mar 2016

at Trump university. Learn from the best. Buy the best. Be the best. They're great. I wouldn't fly another American flag in front of my office. I only fly quality and I know quality. These flags really wave. Help make America great again by investing in America like an American. You know Hillary would never fly these flags. Ted Cruz begged me for one, but I'm only giving them away to my loyal friends who want to make America great! And only I repeat 99.95$!

(flags made in Mexico, offer void in Utah)

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