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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsDonald Trump presents The Classy Gettysburg Address, a Donald Trump production.
Kudos to the author:
http://angrystaffofficer.com/2016/03/08/the-gettysburg-address-the-donald-trump-version/
It was a long time ago I dont think anyone can even remember, but I can remember, I have a great memory, Ive got the best memory ever. These guys, they made the most special thing, really, really special. Where everyone was free and everything was great, just the way Ive made America, I really, really mean that.
Now weve got these people I dont like these people, let me tell you, theyre really awful, they said, Hey Trump, youve got small hands, and so I went after them, I really did, I sued them, and what did they do? They decided they wanted a fight and I said, Okay, well see whos still here in a few years, and see, were still here, on this battlefield. Its a yuge battlefield, and its really, really, great, its so special. See, weve built this cemetery, so how big it is? Its so special. And these guys weve got the best guys they tell me, Hey Donald, give us someone who can lead us and well beat these rebels, and so I made things happen its what I do and boom, look, weve got this big, big win. These guys died winning, and Im sure that makes their families just so, so happy, all this winning. Its really great that we can be here to make this place special because of all the winning they did.
But really, we cant make this place any more special than they did by winning so hard, unless its to build a brand new Trump Towers Gettysburg thats right ladies and gentlemen, thats right, right here, right where youre standing, were going to build this yuge tower, and oh my goodness, it will be so special, so big. Youll just get sick from how big it is. You say to yourself, Hey, I wonder if anyone will remember this place. And now you dont have to wonder anymore because youll be able to see it from miles and miles away, thats how yuge it will be. Well make those rebels remember this place where they lost, where they became losers. I really hate losers. I hate them so much that were going to keep on winning, just to show them how much of losers they really are, thats what were going to do. What these guys did and theyre just the best, so special well, were going to make sure that what they won for is going to be kept alive forever. Know what Im going to do? Im going to build a wall, a yuge wall, really, really yuge, all along the Mason-Dixon Line, and know what? Im gonna make Jeff Davis pay for it, I really am. That guys such a loser, its why I hate him so much, and I think its what the guys that won here would really want. Im just going to keep this great country really great, and yuge, just like me. Were going to keep winning until were so tired of winning that youll have to thank me for making everything so great. My government is going to be around for a while, so get used to that winning.
Oh hey, look, weve got someone yelling about issues over there. Whats that? Slavery? Throw that guy outta here, get him out, this is about winning, and hes a loser.
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Donald Trump presents The Classy Gettysburg Address, a Donald Trump production. (Original Post)
Tommy_Carcetti
Mar 2016
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(100,062 posts)1. Sit down!!!!