EXACTLY how MUCH do you have to SUCK for Walker, Texas Ranger to withdraw his endorsement?

[Miles Archer]

You have to suck about this much.

Looks like Keep the Promise PAC can’t keep its promise of a Chuck Norris appearance at a rally for Texas Republican Sen. Ted Cruz this weekend.

According to the pro-Cruz PAC, Norris, 75, was to attend a rally along with the GOP presidential hopeful, radio host Glenn Beck and Lt. Gen. Jerry Boykin at an “American rally” in Concord, North Carolina. However, as rumors of a Norris endorsement of Cruz swirled, the “Walker, Texas Ranger” star apparently backed out of the event.

Kristina Hernandez, a spokeswoman for Keep the Promise I, confirmed to TheBlaze that Norris “will no longer be appearing” at the event held at the Charlotte Motor Speedway.

“Late Wednesday evening, we learned that Chuck Norris will not be attending the rally in Charlotte, North Carolina, and has not officially endorsed any candidate for president,” the PAC announced Thursday. “We regret that our publicity implied otherwise and apologize to Mr. Norris and our rally participants for the confusion.”

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2016/03/10/chuck-norris-no-longer-will-campaign-with-ted-cruz/

[Wilms]

1. Take THAT, Ted!

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[stage left]

2. In this pic

He's looking at his face in the mirror, isn't he? And thinking how special he is and how much he loves himself.

[randome]

3. What is Norris, about 190 now?

[hr][font color="blue"][center]"The whole world is a circus if you know how to look at it."
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[Initech]

4. Or did Ted Cruz's endorsement withdraw itself from Chuck Norris?

[Orrex]

6. .

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[Hortensis]

5. Glenn Beck meets Norris's standards, though?