German lodges todger in 13 steel rings

[steve2470]

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2016/03/10/german_ring_/

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=todger

A Munich man has set what may prove an unassailable record for the number of steel rings lodged on a penis after presenting himself at a local hospital with no less than 13 engorgement aids encircling his swollen member.

Die Welt explains that the unnamed 52-year-old had endured four days of entrapment when he rolled up at accident and emergency on Tuesday. Doctors prescribed the traditional remedy - a group of firemen bearing cutting tools, on this occasion a couple of angle grinders.

Following an hour of "complex and extremely careful work", the skilled operatives released the man, who was then turned back over to the doctors for further treatment.

Back in 2010, no less than eight firemen were required to liberate a chap's hampton from a three-inch length of steel pipe, again using an angle grinder.

The comments are hysterical.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. I'd heard "todger" before, but "Spam javelin" cracked me up.

[steve2470]

3. me too lol love the Brit humor! :) nt

[flamingdem]

2. Very educational

New vocabulary

[Rex]

4. Sounds like somebody was going for Robodick.

Did it have an LED and DVD player attachment too?

[IcyPeas]

5. I had no idea what this thread was about....

but I was curious anyway.

now I know.