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liberal N proud

(60,334 posts) Fri Mar 11, 2016, 07:24 PM Mar 2016

So God anointed Ted Cruz to be the GOP nominee, then God told Carson to endorse Trump

What's up with that?

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So God anointed Ted Cruz to be the GOP nominee, then God told Carson to endorse Trump (Original Post) liberal N proud Mar 2016 OP

God has quite a sense of humor. The Velveteen Ocelot Mar 2016 #1

I didn't tell them anything malaise Mar 2016 #2

Their god has a sense of humor Hekate Mar 2016 #3

The GOP theocrats are fucking barking mad. longship Mar 2016 #4

God misspoke. nt JFKDem62 Mar 2016 #5

Cut it out! Mike__M Mar 2016 #8

I guess god just can't make up his mind. n/t Binkie The Clown Mar 2016 #6

My God told me both their Gods are wrong. Wilms Mar 2016 #7

Release the transcripts, God! Mike__M Mar 2016 #9

God is fickle...nt joeybee12 Mar 2016 #10

God is constipated. dmr Mar 2016 #11

The voices in my head say they are both lying Maeve Mar 2016 #12

hah agnostic102 Mar 2016 #13

It wasn't God who told them meow2u3 Mar 2016 #14

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,659 posts)

1. God has quite a sense of humor.

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Fri Mar 11, 2016, 07:27 PM

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malaise

(268,858 posts)

2. I didn't tell them anything

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Fri Mar 11, 2016, 07:27 PM

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Hekate

(90,624 posts)

3. Their god has a sense of humor

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Fri Mar 11, 2016, 07:27 PM

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Or maybe polytheism has something going on.

longship

(40,416 posts)

4. The GOP theocrats are fucking barking mad.

Reply to liberal N proud (Original post)

Fri Mar 11, 2016, 07:28 PM

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That's the take away.

JFKDem62

(383 posts)

5. God misspoke. nt

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Fri Mar 11, 2016, 07:29 PM

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Mike__M

(1,052 posts)

8. Cut it out!

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Fri Mar 11, 2016, 07:43 PM

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Binkie The Clown

(7,911 posts)

6. I guess god just can't make up his mind. n/t

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Fri Mar 11, 2016, 07:30 PM

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Wilms

(26,795 posts)

7. My God told me both their Gods are wrong.

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Fri Mar 11, 2016, 07:33 PM

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Mike__M

(1,052 posts)

9. Release the transcripts, God!

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Fri Mar 11, 2016, 07:46 PM

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joeybee12

(56,177 posts)

10. God is fickle...nt

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Fri Mar 11, 2016, 07:49 PM

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dmr

(28,347 posts)

11. God is constipated.

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Fri Mar 11, 2016, 07:59 PM

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Maeve

(42,279 posts)

12. The voices in my head say they are both lying

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Fri Mar 11, 2016, 08:09 PM

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So who you gonna trust?

agnostic102

(198 posts)

13. hah

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Fri Mar 11, 2016, 08:12 PM

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threads like this make the internet worth while lol

meow2u3

(24,761 posts)

14. It wasn't God who told them

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Fri Mar 11, 2016, 08:15 PM

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It was the devil trying to disguise himself as God. God would never tell anyone to elect a tyrant.

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