With all his billions, why doesn't Trump have better makeup?

[TheDormouse]

Why does Donald Trump wear garish orange makeup that looks like it was applied by a half-blind third-grader?

He clearly cares about his appearance to some degree, or why else would he be wearing makeup in the first place?

So why doesn't he pay professionals to choose better-looking makeup products and to make sure they are applied properly?

[gwheezie]

1. I can't look away

And I know this is so unimportant but it's that white rim around his eyes, contrasted with orange face and yellow hair, not to mention his tiny hands that does make me think he could be an alien lizard hologram.

[kimbutgar]

7. Ha ha great comment

Now I can't get over the image of him being a lizard alien, like in the movie, they live.

[3catwoman3]

33. Being an alien lizard hologram...

...could explain his appeal to the primitive lizard-brains of his slavering followers.

[Ilsa]

35. It looked ashy today around the eyes.

He looked like a badly made-up corpse.

[gwheezie]

36. I have to agree

His lips were also quite pale. He doesn't look well.

[Kip Humphrey]

2. I heard a rumor he only uses TRUMP brand makeup, it contains real gold. Only problem is

it looks orange when applied over shit.

[TheDormouse]

10. rofl

[lunatica]

16. Duzy

[dvan]

27. Haven't laughed like I

just did. That's effing funny.

[shanti]

3. to me

it looks like he lays in a tanning bed, with those eye protectors, because that's the only area on his face that's white.

[Wilms]

4. He'd disagree...

"My make-up is the greatest. It's the greatest. Just tremendous."

[LiberalElite]

5. Maybe he's cheap? or

he actually thinks he does it better himself? Once I figured out that that thing on his head is actually an epically bad comb over - I wondered why a guy with his money has such a lousy haircut.

[Person 2713]

6. Did you ever think that's as good as it gets and he does have high paid professionals?

Look at the hair .thats as good as it gets if he is going to pretend he has a big full head of hair when he doesn't
Even professionals can only work with what they are given

[backscatter712]

8. He can't tolerate criticism, so he surrounds himself with sycophantic yes-men.

He puts his carrot-colored makeup on, and his flunkies will tell him "You look great, sir!" "Best look yet, sir!"

[Bjornsdotter]

9. I often wondered the same thing

....the colors are all wrong. The hair color the orange makeup...I think Bill Maher was right, his mom must have been an orangutan.

[TheDormouse]

11. It's the wrong color, but he also doesn't cover the eyelids or the ears or hands nt

[The Second Stone]

12. Trump so ugly that his current appearance

is what the best make-up artists can do. Kinda reminds me of Doctor Zaius, but without the self-insight.

[underahedgerow]

13. Because he only surrounds himself with people that tell him what he wants to hear, not what

he needs to hear.

That's what delusional, extreme narcissists do...

[lunatica]

17. The people he wants to hear from must be him and himself

[treestar]

14. He probably thinks he knows better than those make up experts

after all they must be losers, as they are not billionaires.

[Warren DeMontague]

15. If I had to guess, its because he's a narcissistic egomaniac.

Who's gonna tell him anything other than "you look GREAT, sir!"

They'd be fired in a hot second.

[Denzil_DC]

18. Maybe he's color-blind? n/t

[yortsed snacilbuper]

19. You can polish a turd all you want, but you still have a, TURD!

[TheDormouse]

20. tru dat nt

[Skittles]

21. the real question is Why can't a billionaire get a real tan?

[Rex]

23. There is a face there that forms out of this Play Doh mush of flesh and angel hair.

My tailors have my suits ready, already and I just slime my way into them in about 30 minutes. All hail Angry Playdoh and Ironfist.

[Rex]

22. Because he looks perfect to himself in the mirror?

You have to think on the level of a narcissistic, megalomaniac. Why would HE change perfection...it is everyone around him that must change. Kinda explains his instant love-hate for a person depending on what they say about him.

[yortsed snacilbuper]

24. "Kinda explains his instant love-hate for a person depending on what they say about him."

Reminds me of pooty poot, I think drumpf loves him!

[Rex]

26. I think both men have a lot in common.

Yeah pooty poot has come to mind a lot lately. Maybe The Donald can become pooty jr.!

[ScreamingMeemie]

25. My son and I were noticing this morning that it seems like he is "attempting' to calm down

his hair. It's not working, but he's doing it.

[kas125]

28. Check out this video - a Trump make up tutorial, lol

[3catwoman3]

34. That was delightful, and...

...pretty well duplicates the look on his fugly mug.

[deaniac21]

29. I'm guessing that he does not care. Slob.

[Matariki]

30. Make Your Face Great Again!

BTW, this is brilliant

[renate]

41. it's so good!

My daughter used to watch makeup tutorials, so this is funny because it sounds just like one of those--but also, the look at the end is hilariously close to the real thing.

[onecaliberal]

31. It's a tanning bed and tanning product he used, the makeup might be light but that's

Not why he's orange.

[stevenleser]

32. Maybe that is good makeup and thats as good as it gets? nt

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

37. That's likely the same half blind kid that does his hair

He probably got a discount for giving 2 jobs to the same kid. He's just another greedy money monger.

[Ilsa]

38. I would have thought his wife, Melatonin, would help

him with his makeup since she's a former model.

[TheDormouse]

39. "Melatonin" -- lol nt

[KamaAina]

40. With all his billions, why doesn't Drumpf have better hair?