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Sun Mar 13, 2016, 04:12 PM

With all his billions, why doesn't Trump have better makeup?

Why does Donald Trump wear garish orange makeup that looks like it was applied by a half-blind third-grader?

He clearly cares about his appearance to some degree, or why else would he be wearing makeup in the first place?

So why doesn't he pay professionals to choose better-looking makeup products and to make sure they are applied properly?

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Reply With all his billions, why doesn't Trump have better makeup? (Original post)
TheDormouse Mar 2016 OP
gwheezie Mar 2016 #1
kimbutgar Mar 2016 #7
3catwoman3 Mar 2016 #33
Ilsa Mar 2016 #35
gwheezie Mar 2016 #36
Kip Humphrey Mar 2016 #2
TheDormouse Mar 2016 #10
lunatica Mar 2016 #16
dvan Mar 2016 #27
shanti Mar 2016 #3
Wilms Mar 2016 #4
LiberalElite Mar 2016 #5
Person 2713 Mar 2016 #6
backscatter712 Mar 2016 #8
Bjornsdotter Mar 2016 #9
TheDormouse Mar 2016 #11
The Second Stone Mar 2016 #12
underahedgerow Mar 2016 #13
lunatica Mar 2016 #17
treestar Mar 2016 #14
Warren DeMontague Mar 2016 #15
Denzil_DC Mar 2016 #18
yortsed snacilbuper Mar 2016 #19
TheDormouse Mar 2016 #20
Skittles Mar 2016 #21
Rex Mar 2016 #23
Rex Mar 2016 #22
yortsed snacilbuper Mar 2016 #24
Rex Mar 2016 #26
ScreamingMeemie Mar 2016 #25
kas125 Mar 2016 #28
3catwoman3 Mar 2016 #34
deaniac21 Mar 2016 #29
Matariki Mar 2016 #30
renate Mar 2016 #41
onecaliberal Mar 2016 #31
stevenleser Mar 2016 #32
discntnt_irny_srcsm Mar 2016 #37
Ilsa Mar 2016 #38
TheDormouse Mar 2016 #39
KamaAina Mar 2016 #40

Response to TheDormouse (Original post)

Sun Mar 13, 2016, 04:19 PM

1. I can't look away

And I know this is so unimportant but it's that white rim around his eyes, contrasted with orange face and yellow hair, not to mention his tiny hands that does make me think he could be an alien lizard hologram.

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Response to gwheezie (Reply #1)

Sun Mar 13, 2016, 04:31 PM

7. Ha ha great comment

Now I can't get over the image of him being a lizard alien, like in the movie, they live.

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Response to gwheezie (Reply #1)

Sun Mar 13, 2016, 10:45 PM

33. Being an alien lizard hologram...

...could explain his appeal to the primitive lizard-brains of his slavering followers.

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Response to gwheezie (Reply #1)

Sun Mar 13, 2016, 11:02 PM

35. It looked ashy today around the eyes.

He looked like a badly made-up corpse.

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Response to Ilsa (Reply #35)

Sun Mar 13, 2016, 11:06 PM

36. I have to agree

His lips were also quite pale. He doesn't look well.

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Response to TheDormouse (Original post)

Sun Mar 13, 2016, 04:22 PM

2. I heard a rumor he only uses TRUMP brand makeup, it contains real gold. Only problem is

it looks orange when applied over shit.

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Response to Kip Humphrey (Reply #2)

Sun Mar 13, 2016, 04:41 PM

10. rofl

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Response to Kip Humphrey (Reply #2)

Sun Mar 13, 2016, 05:28 PM

16. Duzy

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Response to Kip Humphrey (Reply #2)

Sun Mar 13, 2016, 10:02 PM

27. Haven't laughed like I

just did. That's effing funny.

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Response to TheDormouse (Original post)

Sun Mar 13, 2016, 04:23 PM

3. to me

it looks like he lays in a tanning bed, with those eye protectors, because that's the only area on his face that's white.

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Response to TheDormouse (Original post)

Sun Mar 13, 2016, 04:25 PM

4. He'd disagree...

 

"My make-up is the greatest. It's the greatest. Just tremendous."

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Response to TheDormouse (Original post)

Sun Mar 13, 2016, 04:28 PM

5. Maybe he's cheap? or

he actually thinks he does it better himself? Once I figured out that that thing on his head is actually an epically bad comb over - I wondered why a guy with his money has such a lousy haircut.

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Response to TheDormouse (Original post)

Sun Mar 13, 2016, 04:31 PM

6. Did you ever think that's as good as it gets and he does have high paid professionals?

Look at the hair .thats as good as it gets if he is going to pretend he has a big full head of hair when he doesn't
Even professionals can only work with what they are given

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Response to TheDormouse (Original post)

Sun Mar 13, 2016, 04:33 PM

8. He can't tolerate criticism, so he surrounds himself with sycophantic yes-men.

He puts his carrot-colored makeup on, and his flunkies will tell him "You look great, sir!" "Best look yet, sir!"

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Response to TheDormouse (Original post)

Sun Mar 13, 2016, 04:33 PM

9. I often wondered the same thing

....the colors are all wrong. The hair color the orange makeup...I think Bill Maher was right, his mom must have been an orangutan.

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Response to TheDormouse (Original post)

Sun Mar 13, 2016, 04:48 PM

11. It's the wrong color, but he also doesn't cover the eyelids or the ears or hands nt

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Response to TheDormouse (Original post)

Sun Mar 13, 2016, 04:53 PM

12. Trump so ugly that his current appearance

 

is what the best make-up artists can do. Kinda reminds me of Doctor Zaius, but without the self-insight.

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Response to TheDormouse (Original post)

Sun Mar 13, 2016, 05:03 PM

13. Because he only surrounds himself with people that tell him what he wants to hear, not what

he needs to hear.

That's what delusional, extreme narcissists do...

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Response to underahedgerow (Reply #13)

Sun Mar 13, 2016, 05:30 PM

17. The people he wants to hear from must be him and himself

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Response to TheDormouse (Original post)

Sun Mar 13, 2016, 05:10 PM

14. He probably thinks he knows better than those make up experts

after all they must be losers, as they are not billionaires.

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Response to TheDormouse (Original post)

Sun Mar 13, 2016, 05:26 PM

15. If I had to guess, its because he's a narcissistic egomaniac.

Who's gonna tell him anything other than "you look GREAT, sir!"

They'd be fired in a hot second.

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Response to TheDormouse (Original post)

Sun Mar 13, 2016, 05:45 PM

18. Maybe he's color-blind? n/t

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Response to TheDormouse (Original post)

Sun Mar 13, 2016, 05:58 PM

19. You can polish a turd all you want, but you still have a, TURD!

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Response to yortsed snacilbuper (Reply #19)

Sun Mar 13, 2016, 07:25 PM

20. tru dat nt

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Response to TheDormouse (Original post)

Sun Mar 13, 2016, 07:31 PM

21. the real question is Why can't a billionaire get a real tan?

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Response to Skittles (Reply #21)

Sun Mar 13, 2016, 09:15 PM

23. There is a face there that forms out of this Play Doh mush of flesh and angel hair.

 


My tailors have my suits ready, already and I just slime my way into them in about 30 minutes. All hail Angry Playdoh and Ironfist.

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Response to TheDormouse (Original post)

Sun Mar 13, 2016, 09:03 PM

22. Because he looks perfect to himself in the mirror?

 

You have to think on the level of a narcissistic, megalomaniac. Why would HE change perfection...it is everyone around him that must change. Kinda explains his instant love-hate for a person depending on what they say about him.

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Response to Rex (Reply #22)

Sun Mar 13, 2016, 09:43 PM

24. "Kinda explains his instant love-hate for a person depending on what they say about him."

Reminds me of pooty poot, I think drumpf loves him!

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Response to yortsed snacilbuper (Reply #24)

Sun Mar 13, 2016, 09:59 PM

26. I think both men have a lot in common.

 

Yeah pooty poot has come to mind a lot lately. Maybe The Donald can become pooty jr.!

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Response to TheDormouse (Original post)

Sun Mar 13, 2016, 09:44 PM

25. My son and I were noticing this morning that it seems like he is "attempting' to calm down

his hair. It's not working, but he's doing it.

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Response to TheDormouse (Original post)

Sun Mar 13, 2016, 10:15 PM

28. Check out this video - a Trump make up tutorial, lol

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Response to kas125 (Reply #28)

Sun Mar 13, 2016, 10:52 PM

34. That was delightful, and...

...pretty well duplicates the look on his fugly mug.

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Response to TheDormouse (Original post)

Sun Mar 13, 2016, 10:22 PM

29. I'm guessing that he does not care. Slob.

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Response to TheDormouse (Original post)

Sun Mar 13, 2016, 10:25 PM

30. Make Your Face Great Again!

BTW, this is brilliant

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Response to Matariki (Reply #30)

Mon Mar 14, 2016, 02:31 PM

41. it's so good!

My daughter used to watch makeup tutorials, so this is funny because it sounds just like one of those--but also, the look at the end is hilariously close to the real thing.

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Response to TheDormouse (Original post)

Sun Mar 13, 2016, 10:28 PM

31. It's a tanning bed and tanning product he used, the makeup might be light but that's

Not why he's orange.

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Response to TheDormouse (Original post)

Sun Mar 13, 2016, 10:30 PM

32. Maybe that is good makeup and thats as good as it gets? nt

 

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Response to TheDormouse (Original post)

Sun Mar 13, 2016, 11:07 PM

37. That's likely the same half blind kid that does his hair

He probably got a discount for giving 2 jobs to the same kid. He's just another greedy money monger.

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Response to TheDormouse (Original post)

Sun Mar 13, 2016, 11:09 PM

38. I would have thought his wife, Melatonin, would help

him with his makeup since she's a former model.

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Response to Ilsa (Reply #38)

Mon Mar 14, 2016, 12:18 PM

39. "Melatonin" -- lol nt

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Response to TheDormouse (Original post)

Mon Mar 14, 2016, 01:43 PM

40. With all his billions, why doesn't Drumpf have better hair?

 

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