A friend wrote on Facebook today:
"Can we now finally acknowledge that Donald Trump is, indeed, Satan?" It was when she learned that Trump had 666 delegates.
Of course, I couldn't let that go by.
“My fellow Americans, Hell is hot. It's very, very, very hot. It's really, really not cool. And we're causing people to sin. Okay? Well, someone is causing people to sin. I have heard from hundreds of people that I should go to Hell. I don't know, but that's what people are telling me. And Heaven is not a good place for business. They are killing profits. They should be helping us fight ISIS. And God is a nice guy. Maybe too nice. Not so nice to the sinners. Look. Hell is a bad place. Believe me. That I can tell you. We're going to make Hell great again. It'll be huuuuuuuge. Okay? And I understand what you're saying. I hear it from so many people every day. 'You should go to Hell.' They keep saying that. 'You should just go to Hell.' And Hell is in trouble. Okay? It's in trouble. The people there, they want ice water. But we're going to get it back. It'll be amazing. We're going to make it bigger and better and stronger than before. Vote for me and I'll move America here.”
