How did I miss this: Ted Cruz is not the Zodiac Killer

[FSogol]

The definitive debunking: Ted Cruz is not the Zodiac Killer

The Internet likes to make jokes. For all of the countless millions of dollars invested by the government, businesses and individuals the world over, one of the main things for which a decent percentage of people use the World Wide Web is to make fun of other people. We've untapped the power of an interconnected world, and this is what we've attained.

People in positions of prominence and authority are more likely to become the target of such jokes, and so it is that Ted Cruz, junior senator from Texas and junior candidate for the Republican nomination for the presidency, has become the target of a particularly esoteric one. But it is just a joke, and so we will dispatch with it curtly:

No, Ted Cruz is not the Zodiac killer.

More at:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2016/02/25/the-definitive-debunking-ted-cruz-is-not-the-zodiac-killer/

[KamaAina]

1. Of course not, silly. He's the front man for Stryper.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027688502

[FSogol]

2. That's terrible.