Ted Cruz and five mistresses.

[Aerows]

Let that sink in, seep in to your psyche.

Who in the name of all that is holy would even get him a wife, much less 5 other women to get involved with that slimeball?

[pinboy3niner]

1. Dominionist Mingle?

[Aerows]

2. Hey my friend!

I have missed you and hadn't seen you around for a while .

Dominionist Weekly, I would guess because no one should be subjected to it on a daily basis.

Heck, it might have been Dominion Annual.

[pinboy3niner]

4. Hi, Aerows!

Missed you, too!

I was riffing on Christian Mingle, the dating service for Christians that has ads on TV.

[Aerows]

8. Hillarious!

[malaise]

24. Getting up off the floor

literally

[underpants]

23. Coffee in lap. Thanks

[Renew Deal]

30. lol

[madamesilverspurs]

3. Step into my small confessional . . .

[Aerows]

6. Oh my goodness

You nearly killed my keyboard!

Have mercy!!!

[AxionExcel]

21. Schwing!

[longship]

5. #ewwcruzsex trending on Twitter.

Sorry. Just making shit up. But it would be justice.

[Aerows]

7. I have a very difficult time

imagining what could lead to being anywhere near Cruz without throwing up, much less to ... touching him. :shudder:

[fun n serious]

10. It is trending at #1 right now

#cruzsexscandal

[fun n serious]

9. Here is a link

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-mistresses-cheating-claims/

[6chars]

13. Not finding that story there, but I did find:

Kylie Jenner has bleached hair
Kardashian assistants tell all
Shocking confession that Robert Kardashian thought OJ was guilty
Rob Kardashian Shows Off Dramatic Weight Loss On Toys R Us Trip
Khloe Kardashian Tried IVF To 'Fix' Marriage With Lamar Odom
Khloe Kardashian's Most Naked Instagram
Kylie Jenner’s Instagram Feud With Blac Chyna Turns Obvious
Caitlyn Jenner hits the slopes ...
Does Kylie Know? Tyga In 'Constant Communication' With Ex Blac Chyna
Tyga Plans To Write A Juicy Tell-All About Jenner Relationship Trouble
Kim Kardashian Takes North Easter Egg Hunting As Kanye Goes On ANOTHER Twitter Rant
Reality Check! Kim Suspects Mom Kris Could Be Mismanaging Her Money
Shocking Death For Kardashians: Kim Mourns Pal's Sudden Passing
Rob Kardashian Ditches Family To Celebrate Birthday With Blac Chyna
Kendall’s Secret Breakdown! Jenner Reportedly Suffering From ‘Crippling Anxiety'

and it goes on and on.

Fascinating.

[fun n serious]

15. I see it

It was first outed by Rubio I guess.. Under hashtag #thething



http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-mistresses-cheating-claims/

[6chars]

17. hmm i get redirected

still don't have it.

i read all those Kardashian articles for nothing.

[fun n serious]

19. Try this

https://twitter.com/Jcase75/status/709225814278086658

[PJMcK]

26. Not for nothing!

Now you know what too many Americans are clogging their brains with.

Besides, 6chars, you gave me a good morning laugh. Thanks!

[joshcryer]

11. Does he have big hands?

[pinboy3niner]

12. Crappy name for a rock band

[steve2470]

14. Natl. Enq. article, headline: "Did Ted Cruz wife try to kill herself because Ted is a pedophile ? "

WTF???

https://twitter.com/Isabella92374/status/713283396127047680

[Ichingcarpenter]

16. Better update: Now identified

[leftynyc]

25. Isn't that Pierson woman

shilling for donnie these days?

[Ichingcarpenter]

27. Ted had a porn star endorse him

Now we know why...... this is fun

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3481868/Soft-porn-actress-appeared-Ted-Cruz-attack-ad-pulled-discovered-erotic-past-endorsed-Donald-Trump.html

[Ichingcarpenter]

18. why Ted Cruz is not the Zodiac Killer

[Ichingcarpenter]

20. Same Reporter that broke the Edward's scandal

Well ............ this ought to be fun.

[Aerows]

22. No doubt! n/t

[RKP5637]

28. Don't you just love Cruz?

Ugh! Just WTF is wrong with so many Americans that they don't get what this guy is about. To me, he's one big step worse than Trump.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dominion_Theology

Dominion Theology is a theocratic ideology that seeks to implement a nation governed by conservative Christians ruling over the rest of society based on their understanding of biblical law. Dominion Theology is related to theonomy, though it does not necessarily advocate Mosaic law as the basis of government.

Prominent adherents of Dominion Theology are otherwise theologically diverse, including the Calvinist Christian Reconstructionism and the charismatic/Pentecostal Kingdom Now theology and New Apostolic Reformation.

The term Dominion Theology is applied primarily among non-mainstream Protestants in the United States. Some elements within the mainstream Christian right have been influenced by Dominion Theology authors. Indeed, some writers have applied the term "Dominionism" more broadly to the mainstream Christian right, implicitly arguing that that movement is founded upon a theology that requires Christians to govern over non-Christians. Mainstream conservatives do not call themselves "Dominionists," and the usage has sparked considerable controversy.

[B Calm]

29. Wondering if Cruz will support Trump when he wins the GOP nomination. . .

[ViseGrip]

31. Is Cruz toast ???

This is exactly where John Edwards problems began, with someone who actually still practices investigative journalism with a photo at 3am.

[napkinz]

32. so will Trump change it from Lyin' Ted to Cheatin' Ted?

[dembotoz]

33. from what i understand some women find power and money very sexy

not speaking from personal experience cause sadly i have neither

[etherealtruth]

34. Ted Cruz .... 5 mistresses .... NO

I can't believe that there are 5 (6 incl wife) willing to .... NOOOOOOOOOOOOO