Don't rush to judgment, judge ol' Rushment. Please come CAPTION Limbaugh!!!!!

[skip fox]

Rush (that monument to fecal pie) is responds to a caller: "I can't stand to hear the liberal whining of simps like you!!! . . .Romney did not bully anyone! . . . Got it? . . . I'll say it again, slower and louder for your deranged liberal brain: Romney . . . did . . . not . . . bully . . . anyone!!! . . . Listen, there was this maggot, this long-hair cretin running around and taking a dump on America and all our cherished values! . . . Well, he had to do something. . . . We don't call what Terminex does 'bullying,' do we? . . . Now go shoot yourself!"

[HopeHoops]

1. "It's not the size of your nose. It's what IN it that counts."

- Steve Marten as C.D. in "Roxanne".