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Mon Apr 25, 2016, 09:11 AM

"Now swing your partners 'round and 'round." . . . Please come CAPTION Trump and Cruz!!!





Ted Cruz is saying: "Stealing Donald."

Donald Trump is saying: "Lying Ted!"

Cruz is saying: "Says who?"

Trump is saying: "Me, that's who!"

Cruz is saying: "You're acting like a child."

Trump is saying: "Who's acting? . . . Besides, you're the child!"

Cruz is saying: "I said it first! . . . It doesn't count for you."

Trump is saying: "Who says?"

Cruz is saying "Me, that's who!"

Etc., etc. etc.





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Reply "Now swing your partners 'round and 'round." . . . Please come CAPTION Trump and Cruz!!! (Original post)
skip fox Apr 2016 OP
peace13 Apr 2016 #1
skip fox Apr 2016 #4
Bad Dog Apr 2016 #2
titaniumsalute Apr 2016 #3
Johonny Apr 2016 #5
skip fox Apr 2016 #6

Response to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Apr 25, 2016, 09:15 AM

1. Trump: 'See, it's bigger than a dill pickle!' Ted: ' I can't find it!'

 

I wouldn't normally comment like this but he brought it up!

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Response to peace13 (Reply #1)

Mon Apr 25, 2016, 09:42 AM

4. Ted

Cruz says: "Here, let me use this little fork."

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Apr 25, 2016, 09:22 AM

2. "I'm not letting go 'til you do."

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Apr 25, 2016, 09:24 AM

3. Trump: I eat turds like you for breakfast

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Apr 25, 2016, 10:39 AM

5. Wonder twin powers activate

Cruz, "Form of a douche bag!"

Trump, "Form of a bigger douche bag!"

Cruz, "We both can't be douche bags!"

Trump, "Well you change."

Cruz, "No, you I was a douche bag first."

Trump, "But I'm a huge one, the best douche bag in this race, I'm great."

John Kasich (As Gleep the monkey), "Guys we can all be douche bags if we work together!"

Trump, "Work together you sound like a commie douche bag."

Cruz, "I'll do it. Let's team up to form DoucheTron and defeat Trump."

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Response to Johonny (Reply #5)

Mon Apr 25, 2016, 11:26 AM

6. But then

Trump says: "Okay, you guys, then I'll be a colostomy bag"

Cruz responds: "Anybody can be a colostomy bag."

Trump parries: "But not everyone can be a designer colostomy bag!"

Cruz replies: "Oh yeah, so I'll be a fruit-flavored suppository! . . . You think you can top that?"

Trump one-ups him: "Does the Pope give a reach-around? . . .I'm going to be an jalapeno high-colonic!"

Cruz , ducking and weaving: "Then I'll be a dildo with a whistle."


etc., etc., etc.

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