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Admiral Loinpresser

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Mon Apr 25, 2016, 05:26 PM Apr 2016

Another great American passes.

AP—
April 25, 2016
New York

Ms. Aristophana Satirica was found dead in her home in New York City today. Her personal physician, Dr. Anthony Borowitz stated that she died peacefully. “Her last days were marked by depression and despair. She felt she had nothing left to contribute and no one seemed to recognize her anymore.”

Stephen Colbert expressed his admiration in a press release. “She was my mentor and chief inspiration. I don’t know how I will carry on without her. Her passing was brought on by a world which can no longer be adequately mocked, but she will be sorely missed.”

Ms. Satirica is survived by one sister, Ms. Prima Amendment, who is also reportedly terminally ill. The family has requested that rather than sending flowers, donations should be made in her name to The Third Way, a political think tank.

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