Imagining how the Trump/Clinton debate might go.

[Funtatlaguy]

Wolf Blitzer: Welcome everyone to the first....
Donald: Wolf, before we start i just want to say that this audience looks like it's full of a lot more women....which means more hysterical screaming for Shillary and more disgusting bathroom breaks...these women all go in there together....which is collusion.
Hillary: wolf, what is he talking about?
Wolf: Well, bathroom breaks were discussed by both campaigns and.....
Donald: It was not discussed with me and I have it on good authority that Secretary Clinton does not alwAys wash her hands after going number two, and I will not shake her hands, and then I will be called rude and sexist....
Hillary: How do I respond to this stuff?
Donald: Well, I hope it's better than you responded with Bengazi when you didn't take that 3am phone call and let our wonderful soldiers die while you were sleeping or in the bathroom doing God knows what.
Wolf: Since Mr.Trump has brought up Bengazi, would you like to address it, Secretary?
Hillary: well, I testified for eleven hours on it, but I guess anything is better than talking about my bathroom breaks.
Donald: You see, that's what she always does. Just like a woman, always wanting to change the subject or tell the men what to do. Where what I want is to make America great again and I will take that 3am call,,because I don't sleep..sleep is for losers...like Secretary Clinton who lost so many lives at Bengazi and all over the Middle East when she was a disaster as Secretary of State
Wolf: Well, we've arrived at our first commercial break.
Donald: Somebody needs to time her on how long she takes in the toilet....I have no idea how she's going to get out of the ugly yellow Chairman Mao moo-moo and get back here in three minutes.
Hillary: I can't do this. Somebody call Bernie. He can take on this fucking moron. I quit!

***sarcasm - meant to show how Trump relates to women like the moran he is***

[Mike Nelson]

1. Which moron...

Donald or "Wolf"? If I were Hillary, I would give my website for positions on issues and walk off the stage.

[Katashi_itto]

2. Then its a win for Trump he gets unlimited time to talk. People love when someone crawls off beaten

[Katashi_itto]

3. Personally it will be hysterical to watch Clinton get shredded.

She and her supporters went after Bernie tooth and nail, never understanding he was pulling his punches.

I plan on lots of popcorn.

[joeybee12]

24. You'll have a long wait

And clearly you weren't paying attention when Bernie and his supporters got nasty, then again, not much gets into an echo chamber, not even reality.

[Katashi_itto]

25. Project much?

[joeybee12]

26. I find it amazing that some people think their view and perception

is the only valid one, that it isn't subjective at all.

[Katashi_itto]

28. Ah...The irony is strong with this one.

[joeybee12]

29. Keep trying...

You'll eventually make sense.

[liberal N proud]

30. Hillary can handle herself

I don't think you will be enjoying your popcorn as much as you think.

Ignore list ahead!

[snooper2]

33. So how long do you plan to last around DU once GD-Pee gets shut down?

Shit, you just got a hidden post in a GD thread about high hospital costs LOL-

Might as well GO FOR BROKE!

or, pull a Walt Star maybe

[BootinUp]

4. The day Hillary waves a white flag to Trump, I'll eat my shoes. nt

[Katashi_itto]

6. She doesnt need to. All she has to be is her usual self. That will be bad enough.

[BootinUp]

9. Most of the analysis I see contradicts your expert opinion. nt

[Katashi_itto]

12. Your not bothering to look at the arena Trump works in.

It will be Reality TV, it wont be a debate.


Go look at the Republican Debates.

[Funtatlaguy]

11. Should I have pit sarcasm on this post?

It was my attempt at humor about how Dobald is obsessed with women and bathrooms.

[BootinUp]

14. Trumps antics make it hard to laugh at. nt

[sufrommich]

5. Clinton is a great debater,she will make Trump look like a troglodyte

with one hand tied behind her back.

[Katashi_itto]

8. If you were in a actual debate you might have something. It wont be. Welcome to Reality TV.

[sufrommich]

10. She'll do fine,despite your concern.nt

[Katashi_itto]

13. Your mistaken, I have no concern for her.

She will provide fine entertainment. Like the gladiators tossed to the lions.

[sufrommich]

15. Oh,I get that you've got no concern for her.

Your concern seems to be that she'll crumble and cower when facing a blowhard bully. That's what the Benghazi committee thought too.

[leftofcool]

17. Don't you just love these "progressives" who support Trump?

[sufrommich]

18. Yep.the Anybody but Hillary brigade.nt

[Katashi_itto]

19. Lol...went right over your head. Not that at all.

You have never watched her closely in debate when countered.

I suggest you do that.

It will be a mess.

[sufrommich]

21. You're ability to see what you want to see doesn't jibe with the

facts. Color me surprised.

[Katashi_itto]

22. Cherry picking what you decide to look at doesnt suprise me either

[leftofcool]

16. I see you will be leaving DU soon.

[Katashi_itto]

20. Hardly. Having no regard for a canidate or nominee is not a violation.

[justiceischeap]

31. And if Hillary becomes the nominee, you'll publicly support her on DU, correct?

Cause those arm the rules during a General Election on DU. Posts like the ones you've been posting will get you tombstoned post haste once the primaries have settled.

[Katashi_itto]

32. Read the TOS and figure it out. I am not required to do anything.

[justiceischeap]

36. You are required to not post negative content about the candidate

or encourage people not to vote for said candidate or encourage people to switch parties. I have a hard time believing you
Won't get tombstoned at some point.

[Katashi_itto]

37. Seriously do you have anything else to go on about?

I mean I could be doing something useful like picking my nose or watching Mormon porn.

Munches popcorn.

[Takket]

7. reminds me of a great SNL skit

It was a Bush/Gore debate. Bush rambles on for a few minutes about some nonsense, and at the end Gore just looks at the camera and goes "I can't believe I'm losing to this guy"

[OldHippieChick]

27. That quote is from a skit about

Dukakis vs. George H.W. Bush. Jis' sayin'

[Takket]

35. you're right!!!

[OldHippieChick]

38. I remember Jon Lovitz delivering that line

and he did not and does not resemble Al Gore, but he does resemble Michael Dukakis.

[MisterP]

23. Trump is a populist bigmouth and wants to win now

"You say we're xenophobic warmongers? I'm an America Firster while you've repeatedly started wars even south of the border, bragged about deportations, and are the only one in this room who voted for the border wall! You say the GOP hates retirees? Your economic team is packed with people who say retirement should be at 70, 75! You have bidders already lining up for Social and Medicare! I tell my sheep that they're all on the dole, that they should get more of it, and they LOVE it! You say I hire illegals? Your policies have sent millions and millions of jobs overseas! You say I'm a huckster? You've bled hardworking whites dry and come back to town twenty years later with the same globalizing carny act! I'm racist? You cheerlead polices that jailed a third of (slur redacted) men and took credit for that as a fall in unemployment! I'm greedy? You're in the payday-lending party! It costs over five C's or twenty grand just to see you! I'm a bigmouth pandering to the audience? You literally reverse yourself within a week in front of different audiences, but we can't tell because your transcripts haven't been released for 243 days running! We're not even allowed to OVERHEAR what you're telling the people you actually work for! Your whole campaign is based on voters not knowing a damn thing you've done!"

[4139]

34. It would be more like.... Jane v. Dan...

http://www.hulu.com/watch/2306

[TeamPooka]

39. I envision Trump answering "secret plan!" to every policy question so he never has to

give any details on anything ever except it will be "big" and the "best".
Jobs? Secret plan!
ISIS? Secret plan!
China? Secret plan!
Healthcare? Secret plan!