Welcome to DU! The truly grassroots left-of-center political community where regular people, not algorithms, drive the discussions and set the standards. Join the community: Create a free account Support DU (and get rid of ads!): Become a Star Member Latest Breaking News General Discussion The DU Lounge All Forums Issue Forums Culture Forums Alliance Forums Region Forums Support Forums Help & Search

Fresh_Start

(11,330 posts)
Sun May 1, 2016, 10:27 PM May 2016

Humorous ways to convince disbelievers about global warming

1) Construct a very large ark (legal name change to Noah a plus)
2) Get Walmart to have an ark sale
3) teach animals to walk in pairs by species to a nearby dock
4) have polar bears walk into salons asking to have electrolysis to have their hair removed
5) have birds begin to construct boats instead of nests for their eggs
6) have amazon change amazon prime to include a flooding premium

Feel free to think outside the box and add your own suggestion

1 replies = new reply since forum marked as read
Highlight: NoneDon't highlight anything 5 newestHighlight 5 most recent replies
Humorous ways to convince disbelievers about global warming (Original Post) Fresh_Start May 2016 OP
But we need to stop fighting for Wall Street profits egalitegirl May 2016 #1
 

egalitegirl

(362 posts)
1. But we need to stop fighting for Wall Street profits
Sun May 1, 2016, 10:43 PM
May 2016

We should demand an environmental solution. The solution that is proposed by Goldman Sachs and Enron is what Al Gore, George HW Bush, Hillary Clinton, the United Nations and others support.

By demanding action on climate change but not demanding a real solution instead of Wall Street profits, we end up acting like pawns for Wall Street.

Latest Discussions»General Discussion»Humorous ways to convince...