OMG. Trump. Cinco de Mayo. And Samantha Bee's Takedown!

[Hissyspit]

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http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/donald-trump-cinco-de-mayo

Donald Trump Posts Pic Of Taco Bowl For Cinco De Mayo: 'I Love Hispanics!'

Katherine Krueger
MAY 05, 2016

Donald Trump, the Republican Party's presumptive presidential nominee, celebrated Cinco de Mayo Thursday with a Tex-Mex taco bowl in New York.


"I love Hispanics!" Trump posted to social media, with a photo of the billionaire hunched over a barely-touched taco bowl purportedly from the Trump Tower Grill.

A recent Gallup poll found nearly 80 percent of Hispanics have an unfavorable view of Trump.


SAMANTHA BEE'S RESPONSE:

"The best taco bowls are made by hardworking immigrants who don't like being called rapists by a rich prick. I love inauthentic Mexican food!"

[Bucky]

1. I used to be so good at spotting parody

[Firebrand Gary]

3. Hahahaha

Bravo!

[Hissyspit]

7. Believe me, I spent 15 minutes trying to make sure this wasn't a joke before I posted.

[disillusioned73]

19. lol..

me too.. before posting it on FB and stating "you can't make this shit up"...

[Glimmer of Hope]

29. I don't know what is real anymore.

[onecaliberal]

2. oy!

[demtenjeep]

4. his office is a mess

and people that leave drawers half open and cabinet doors open drive me nuts

[Chellee]

21. +1

He's eating off a stack of newspapers. Why!?! Just, why?

And as KamaAina's gif proves, the crap in the corner has been sitting there for some time.

[underpants]

28. He has pictures on the floor leaning against the cabinet

I understand knickknacks and momentous in an office but when I see a messy or drab office I mentally note that and compare the performance I see out of that office. Not a neat freak but I've found attention to detail shows.

[KamaAina]

5. He should be running for mayor of East Haven, Conn.

http://articles.courant.com/2012-01-26/news/hc-east-haven-mayor-tacos-0125-20120124_1_tacos-east-haven-mayor-police-officers

Mayor Joseph Maturo insisted he would not resign on Thursday, even while an immigration reform group brought hundreds of tacos to his office in response to his comment this week that he "might have tacos" to support the Latino community.

A swarm of media crews fought for room while more than a dozen stern-faced protesters crowded into town hall carrying aluminum trays of warm tacos....

The mayor was out of the office at the time, being interviewed by a local television station. His staff handed out a prepared statement in response to the demonstration. It said the taco deliveries highlight the need for a continued "process of healing and reform that I initiated immediately upon taking office."

The tacos were taken to local soup kitchens and food pantries. One was left for Maturo.

[madinmaryland]

15. Heh! Did you know Bordeaux Joe Ganim is back as mayor of Bridgeport?? After 6 years in the clink!!

[KamaAina]

37. I did indeed know that.

But why "Bordeaux Joe"?

[madinmaryland]

38. He had an affinity to a certain type of wine that his donors gave him under the table...

He then drank it with his "friends" above the table with dinner that other donors were paying for.

A bit of graft, but at least he was not a "Phil Giordano".

[CentralMass]

6. ..

[Maeve]

8. "Especially fried in butter and cornmeal!"

Mr Drumpf, David Duke is on the line to congratulate you....

[LuckyTheDog]

9. He's trolling and has been all along (nt)

[CherokeeDem]

10. Dear God....

He says that in the same way I'd say I love kittens or puppies.

Sigh.......

What in the hell has this country come to that his man is going to actually run for president?

[dixiegrrrrl]

43. Of course Donald Trump eats taco bowls, the only Mexican food that comes with a wall built around it

[CherokeeDem]

46. OMG

Funniest thing I've heard in ages...

And so true!!!!

[DinahMoeHum]

11. Looks every bit the dumb fuck that he is.

[UTUSN]

12. Holy Zeus, can he be more disgusting and repulsive with every breath. n/t

[C_U_L8R]

13. Trumps misplaced his sombrero

what an ass-hat.

[Ilsa]

14. Geez. I've heard that cinco ee mayo is a bigger deal here

Than it is in Mexico. Am I in trouble for not eating mexican food today?

Are the best taco bowls really made at TT? Somehow I doubt it.

[disillusioned73]

16. lmao..

"I love Hispanics"

do Hispanics, although he should have said Mexicans - really fall for that?? I guess they can forgive all that "wall" talk now.. look, he ate a taco salad.. yeah!!! USA, USA!!!

[dixiegrrrrl]

44. One woman's comment to him, on his Facebook page,, has gone epic:

Too bad a taco bowl isn’t mexican, the Trump Tower Grill isn’t either, you’re not eating taco bowls from New York because you’re in WV today,
CInco De Mayo isn’t a hispanic holiday it’s a mexican one, and you are the same color as the taco bowl shell. But I digress!

https://www.buzzfeed.com/stephaniemcneal/people-are-obsessed-with-this-womans-response-to-donald-trum?utm_term=.gaPGj3dJY#.iqM4PRdNo

[malaise]

17. He's a very sick man

[Tommy_Carcetti]

18. I don't think that's ground beef, Donald......

Oh, how I hope there are some Hispanics working in the Trump Tower Grill kitchen.

[world wide wally]

24. Did you see "The Help"?

[MowCowWhoHow III]

20. Internet Detectives Hoooooo!

Donald Trump is eating a taco salad on top of a bikini-clad photo of his ex-wife, Marla Maples
https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/728309799667044352

[Chellee]

25. I see he doesn't feel the need to wear a wedding ring.

nt

[madamesilverspurs]

30. He would, but...

it keeps falling off the tiny finger on his tiny hand.

[DesertRat]

33. LOL

[redwitch]

22. There are so many good people that are homeless and hungry and scared.

And there he sits, billions of dollars, soon to be nominated by his idiot party to run for President of the United States blathering lies and attempting to pander. I really, really loathe that son of a bitch. And P.S. Jerkoff the Hispanic people hate you more than I do!

[hatrack]

23. Why didn't he just order Taco Bell, and then pose with the Chihuahua? "Funkalicious!!"

What a steaming pile of condescension and STOOOOOPID.

[bbrady42]

26. Cinco De Mayo? Seems more like Uno De Abril? (n/t)

[hatrack]

34. More like Uno Pendejo

[renate]

27. He is unaware that taco bowls =/= Hispanics

Unless he actually equates taco bowls with Hispanics, his tweet isn't taco salad, it's word salad, like "The best asparagus is made in the Trump Tower Grill. I love puppies!"

[Kilgore]

31. Don't underestimate Trump

You do so at your own peril!!

[Beacool]

32. The man is clueless.

Twitter responds:








Feliz 5 de Mayo!!!!



Margaritas for all......

[DesertRat]

35. Samantha Bee responds

?@FullFrontalSamB

The best taco bowls are made by hardworking immigrants who don't like being called rapists by a rich prick. I love inauthentic Mexican food!

https://twitter.com/FullFrontalSamB/status/728340647711805441

[Hissyspit]

42. !!

[Stinky The Clown]

36. "Some of my best friends are blacks"

Fuck you, Drumpf.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

39. Can you say clueless?

[Yavin4]

40. "And according to BuzzFeed's Andrew Kaczynski, Trump Grill doesn't have taco bowls on the menu."

Wow.

[Hissyspit]

41. ??

[AgadorSparticus]

45. Is mocking or is he really trying in the most insincere way? W.t.f....

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