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Fri Jun 8, 2012, 06:20 AM

Fire up a Friday! Please come CAPTION the Mitt-ster!!!!



Mitt (I never knew a stance I didn't take) Romney is saying, "Listen, . . . it was no big deal. . . . I pretended to be a cop and they pretended to be surprised to be pulled over . . . and then shocked at what I pretended to make them do. . . . It was all a game . . . They even pretended to be victims and demanded money to keep quiet. . . . Even my dad pretended to be really, really pissed."

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Fri Jun 8, 2012, 06:39 AM

1. "No, I never let the victims

see my magic underwear!"

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Fri Jun 8, 2012, 06:54 AM

2. "Steady as a rock"...

 

Nine seconds long...


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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Fri Jun 8, 2012, 08:45 AM

3. " . . . and I'd look them straight in the face and say,

'I pulled you over for driving me crazy.' . . . Worked every time."

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Fri Jun 8, 2012, 09:21 AM

4. " . . . then I'd say, 'I'm taking you into custody for imprisoning the heart of a peace officer.'"

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Fri Jun 8, 2012, 09:23 AM

5. "And here in Michigan, all the trees are the right height.

this tall, so as not to make me feel inadequate."

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Fri Jun 8, 2012, 10:00 AM

6. "I also had a sailor's outfit and I'd tell the babes I've just got orders to go to war,

and I never felt so lonesome and afraid, and . . ."

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Fri Jun 8, 2012, 11:14 AM

7. "And I've got a complete Zorro outfit, but I carry my own sword, if you know what I mean."

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Fri Jun 8, 2012, 11:19 AM

8. "I'm Spider Man"

"Here comes my web"

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