Fri Jun 8, 2012, 06:20 AM
skip fox (19,102 posts)
Fire up a Friday! Please come CAPTION the Mitt-ster!!!!![]() Mitt (I never knew a stance I didn't take) Romney is saying, "Listen, . . . it was no big deal. . . . I pretended to be a cop and they pretended to be surprised to be pulled over . . . and then shocked at what I pretended to make them do. . . . It was all a game . . . They even pretended to be victims and demanded money to keep quiet. . . . Even my dad pretended to be really, really pissed."
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skip fox | Jun 2012 | OP |
LeftofObama | Jun 2012 | #1 | |
HopeHoops | Jun 2012 | #2 | |
skip fox | Jun 2012 | #3 | |
skip fox | Jun 2012 | #4 | |
geardaddy | Jun 2012 | #5 | |
skip fox | Jun 2012 | #6 | |
skip fox | Jun 2012 | #7 | |
KurtNYC | Jun 2012 | #8 |
Response to skip fox (Original post)
Fri Jun 8, 2012, 06:39 AM
LeftofObama (4,243 posts)
1. "No, I never let the victims
see my magic underwear!"
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Response to skip fox (Original post)
Fri Jun 8, 2012, 06:54 AM
HopeHoops (47,675 posts)
2. "Steady as a rock"...
Nine seconds long...
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Response to skip fox (Original post)
Fri Jun 8, 2012, 08:45 AM
skip fox (19,102 posts)
3. " . . . and I'd look them straight in the face and say,
'I pulled you over for driving me crazy.' . . . Worked every time."
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Response to skip fox (Original post)
Fri Jun 8, 2012, 09:21 AM
skip fox (19,102 posts)
4. " . . . then I'd say, 'I'm taking you into custody for imprisoning the heart of a peace officer.'"
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Response to skip fox (Original post)
Fri Jun 8, 2012, 09:23 AM
geardaddy (24,280 posts)
5. "And here in Michigan, all the trees are the right height.
this tall, so as not to make me feel inadequate."
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Response to skip fox (Original post)
Fri Jun 8, 2012, 10:00 AM
skip fox (19,102 posts)
6. "I also had a sailor's outfit and I'd tell the babes I've just got orders to go to war,
and I never felt so lonesome and afraid, and . . ."
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Response to skip fox (Original post)
Fri Jun 8, 2012, 11:14 AM
skip fox (19,102 posts)
7. "And I've got a complete Zorro outfit, but I carry my own sword, if you know what I mean."
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Response to skip fox (Original post)
Fri Jun 8, 2012, 11:19 AM
KurtNYC (14,549 posts)
8. "I'm Spider Man"
"Here comes my web"
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