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Thu May 26, 2016, 08:16 AM

"You call it insomnia. I call it opportunity!" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!



Donald (This is your mind on no sleep) Trump is saying: "Okay, folks, what's wrong with not sleeping? . . . I mean you can get tons of more things done! . . . And you're wound-up a bit too so you're thinking faster which is better and more which is always better as well so you get more thinking-stuff done which is better-prime and moreover is fantastic so you don't need to stop no matter what people say I mean what do they know? . . . They're all sleepers. . . . They take a third-of-the-day off! . . . They don't know anything!!!. . . . I mean, give me a break!"



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Above CAPTION based on the following Huffington Post story:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-sleep_us_574606cde4b055bb11710fcf

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Reply "You call it insomnia. I call it opportunity!" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!! (Original post)
skip fox May 2016 OP
meow2u3 May 2016 #1
underpants May 2016 #3
Jeffersons Ghost May 2016 #6
underpants May 2016 #2
underpants May 2016 #4
skip fox May 2016 #5
Johonny May 2016 #7
skip fox May 2016 #8
Johonny May 2016 #9
moonbabygo May 2016 #10

Response to skip fox (Original post)

Thu May 26, 2016, 08:17 AM

1. I'm on my 7th day of a meth bender -- tRump

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Response to meow2u3 (Reply #1)

Thu May 26, 2016, 09:11 AM

3. Well, it's 3 o'clock somewhere

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Response to meow2u3 (Reply #1)

Thu May 26, 2016, 09:24 AM

6. Or an unmedicated bipolar FOR REAL FOLKS

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Thu May 26, 2016, 09:10 AM

2. A. M. ... P. M. ... Tide goes in tide goes out ...am I right Bill?

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Thu May 26, 2016, 09:12 AM

4. Sleep is when the voices come, the screeching howling voices

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Response to underpants (Reply #4)

Thu May 26, 2016, 09:22 AM

5. " . . . and they grab me by the ears

and scream into my inmost mind about doing the right thing, cleaning it all up, wiping the slate, taking things down to the marrow, looking into my dirtiest drawers, spanking my hottest glands, giving Betsy her lead diet, then cocking her and barking off the top of my head. . . . You bet, I don't want to sleep!"

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Thu May 26, 2016, 09:56 AM

7. A lot of my friends say Donald how do you do it. How do you function on so little sleep.

I got the answer. It's called coke people. I love that stuff.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Thu May 26, 2016, 12:04 PM

8. The Donald is saying:

"Listen, while other people are counting sheep, I'm counting millions!"

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Thu May 26, 2016, 03:02 PM

9. Look there's no truth to the rumor that John Miller murdered Vince Foster.

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Response to Johonny (Reply #9)

Thu May 26, 2016, 03:05 PM

10. lol, good one

 

wish I came up with it

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