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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region Forums"You call it insomnia. I call it opportunity!" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!
Donald (This is your mind on no sleep) Trump is saying: "Okay, folks, what's wrong with not sleeping? . . . I mean you can get tons of more things done! . . . And you're wound-up a bit too so you're thinking faster which is better and more which is always better as well so you get more thinking-stuff done which is better-prime and moreover is fantastic so you don't need to stop no matter what people say I mean what do they know? . . . They're all sleepers. . . . They take a third-of-the-day off! . . . They don't know anything!!!. . . . I mean, give me a break!"
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Above CAPTION based on the following Huffington Post story:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-sleep_us_574606cde4b055bb11710fcf
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"You call it insomnia. I call it opportunity!" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!! (Original Post)
skip fox
May 2016
OP
meow2u3
(24,759 posts)1. I'm on my 7th day of a meth bender -- tRump
underpants
(182,603 posts)3. Well, it's 3 o'clock somewhere
Jeffersons Ghost
(15,235 posts)6. Or an unmedicated bipolar FOR REAL FOLKS
underpants
(182,603 posts)2. A. M. ... P. M. ... Tide goes in tide goes out ...am I right Bill?
underpants
(182,603 posts)4. Sleep is when the voices come, the screeching howling voices
skip fox
(19,356 posts)5. " . . . and they grab me by the ears
and scream into my inmost mind about doing the right thing, cleaning it all up, wiping the slate, taking things down to the marrow, looking into my dirtiest drawers, spanking my hottest glands, giving Betsy her lead diet, then cocking her and barking off the top of my head. . . . You bet, I don't want to sleep!"
Johonny
(20,818 posts)7. A lot of my friends say Donald how do you do it. How do you function on so little sleep.
I got the answer. It's called coke people. I love that stuff.
skip fox
(19,356 posts)8. The Donald is saying:
"Listen, while other people are counting sheep, I'm counting millions!"
Johonny
(20,818 posts)9. Look there's no truth to the rumor that John Miller murdered Vince Foster.
moonbabygo
(281 posts)10. lol, good one
wish I came up with it