Thu May 26, 2016, 08:16 AM
skip fox (19,102 posts)
"You call it insomnia. I call it opportunity!" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!![]() Donald (This is your mind on no sleep) Trump is saying: "Okay, folks, what's wrong with not sleeping? . . . I mean you can get tons of more things done! . . . And you're wound-up a bit too so you're thinking faster which is better and more which is always better as well so you get more thinking-stuff done which is better-prime and moreover is fantastic so you don't need to stop no matter what people say I mean what do they know? . . . They're all sleepers. . . . They take a third-of-the-day off! . . . They don't know anything!!!. . . . I mean, give me a break!" ****************************************************** Above CAPTION based on the following Huffington Post story: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-sleep_us_574606cde4b055bb11710fcf
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Author | Time | Post |
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skip fox | May 2016 | OP |
meow2u3 | May 2016 | #1 | |
underpants | May 2016 | #3 | |
Jeffersons Ghost | May 2016 | #6 | |
underpants | May 2016 | #2 | |
underpants | May 2016 | #4 | |
skip fox | May 2016 | #5 | |
Johonny | May 2016 | #7 | |
skip fox | May 2016 | #8 | |
Johonny | May 2016 | #9 | |
moonbabygo | May 2016 | #10 |
Response to skip fox (Original post)
Thu May 26, 2016, 08:17 AM
meow2u3 (24,563 posts)
1. I'm on my 7th day of a meth bender -- tRump
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Response to meow2u3 (Reply #1)
Thu May 26, 2016, 09:11 AM
underpants (174,517 posts)
3. Well, it's 3 o'clock somewhere
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Response to meow2u3 (Reply #1)
Thu May 26, 2016, 09:24 AM
Jeffersons Ghost (15,235 posts)
6. Or an unmedicated bipolar FOR REAL FOLKS
Response to skip fox (Original post)
Thu May 26, 2016, 09:10 AM
underpants (174,517 posts)
2. A. M. ... P. M. ... Tide goes in tide goes out ...am I right Bill?
Response to skip fox (Original post)
Thu May 26, 2016, 09:12 AM
underpants (174,517 posts)
4. Sleep is when the voices come, the screeching howling voices
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Response to underpants (Reply #4)
Thu May 26, 2016, 09:22 AM
skip fox (19,102 posts)
5. " . . . and they grab me by the ears
and scream into my inmost mind about doing the right thing, cleaning it all up, wiping the slate, taking things down to the marrow, looking into my dirtiest drawers, spanking my hottest glands, giving Betsy her lead diet, then cocking her and barking off the top of my head. . . . You bet, I don't want to sleep!"
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Response to skip fox (Original post)
Thu May 26, 2016, 09:56 AM
Johonny (18,083 posts)
7. A lot of my friends say Donald how do you do it. How do you function on so little sleep.
I got the answer. It's called coke people. I love that stuff.
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Response to skip fox (Original post)
Thu May 26, 2016, 12:04 PM
skip fox (19,102 posts)
8. The Donald is saying:
"Listen, while other people are counting sheep, I'm counting millions!"
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Response to skip fox (Original post)
Thu May 26, 2016, 03:02 PM
Johonny (18,083 posts)
9. Look there's no truth to the rumor that John Miller murdered Vince Foster.
Response to Johonny (Reply #9)
Thu May 26, 2016, 03:05 PM
moonbabygo (281 posts)
10. lol, good one
wish I came up with it
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