"I have a wet dream!" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!

[skip fox]

Donald ("I've cornered the golden toilet-bowl market!&quot Trump is saying: "Just like Dr. Martin Luther King spoke to the nation about racial tolerance and perseverance in the face of adversity, I'm here today to extend his great message to include strong police forces, no-nonsense judges, voter ID laws, stop-and-frisk policies, robust entitlement reform, and great leaders in our forefathers' image! . . . Now they'll have to name streets all over America after me!"





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Above CAPTION based on the following story in The Hill:

http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/281653-trump-thought-biker-rally-speech-would-resemble-i-have-a

[underpants]

1. "I like people that weren't captured, OK."

"He's a war hero because he was captured," Trump replied dismissively. "I like people that weren't captured, OK?"

[OnDoutside]

2. I'm really surprised he got away with that comment, with Vets.

[underpants]

4. I'm surprised no one there called him on it

He made that comment about McCain months ago. I'm not surprised that he had the gall to speak to a group that supports POWs.

[OnDoutside]

8. He has a neck like a Jockey's wotsits.

[tavernier]

3. "I buy yuge pants for my yuge dick; that's why you can't see my yuge bulge."

[dembotoz]

5. and the wall will be soo tall you could see it from here... its that away or is it.....this a way

[skip fox]

6. Trump says it straight:

"It's Yahweh or the highway!"

[Johonny]

7. I have a dream that my four children will be judged by the color of their skin

and not by the lack of content of their character.