Caption this Romney pic

[Hugabear]

"So...you're some kind of pirate right?"

[Rambis]

1. This guy is everything I am not

[Blue Owl]

2. Can I borrow that uniform when you're done?

n/t

[lunatica]

3. Golly! I want one of those eyepatches!

But it would mess my hair up.

[Rambis]

4. God I hope this emotion looks real

[malaise]

5. Lend me that uniform

so I can play military the way I played cop

[DefenseLawyer]

6. Eyepatch!

That's what's missing from my fake army uniform that would make it totally badass.

[LeftofObama]

7. "I'm not one of teh gays, but I wonder

what he looks like naked."

[onethatcares]

8. "he'd kick my ass if he knew how I really felt

about those peons in the military".

[Big Orange Jeff]

9. Risking your life for assholes like me? SUCKER!!!

NT

[RockyMtnGuy]

10. My son's served their country too, helping me get elected!

[TheCowsCameHome]

11. "After your hitch is up, wanna be my personal chauffeur?"

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

12. "Pull over any interesting cars, lately?"

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

13. "Hey. Can you talk like a pirate?"

[soccer1]

14. Coffee on the keyboard moment......

"So...you're some kind of pirate right?"

Hilarious!

[HopeHoops]

15. "Fucking idiot didn't dodge military service."

[unkachuck]

16. "When I become your civilian master...

...I'll wipe that cocky Democratic smirk off your face."