Man lives 75 years without a heart...

[madinmaryland]

Why isn't this guy in jail?

[tecelote]

1. Evil Genius.

He sold us a con and we're still making him rich.

War nonetheless.

I'm ashamed. We should be better than this.

[lpbk2713]

2. He's been thriving on a diet of puppies and kittens.

And he has his hate to keep him going.

[malaise]

3. DUzy - Off to the greatest page

because I had to look

[SCantiGOP]

4. Is that

Mr. Burns?
Or could it be...........................Satan?

[lastlib]

15. "As heads is tails, just call me Lucifer..."

[MFM008]

5. i was waiting

[randr]

6. God Damned Miracle!!

[turbinetree]

7. He's been living the heartess life in Wyoming-----------------

writing books and fishing while 4,685 human beings from this country and thousand more in other countries will never be able to fish with there children or families--------------------

[Jopin Klobe]

8. Sociopathic, Cretinous, Underhanded Megalomaniac ...

... SCUM ...

[alterfurz]

9. Doctors Reveal Dick Cheney Burning Through At Least 3 Hearts Each Week

JACKSON HOLE, WY—A team of doctors responsible for the care of Dick Cheney revealed Thursday that for the past few years, the former vice president has burned through a minimum of three hearts every week. “Within a time span of 48 hours or so, Mr. Cheney generally exhausts his heart until it is totally unusable, at which point he comes in for a fresh heart transplant to get him through the next few days,” said cardiac surgeon Dr. Anthony Griener, noting that when a spent heart is pulled from Cheney’s thoracic cavity, it generally emerges smoldering, shriveled, and completely black, at times also secreting a corrosive, viscous brown liquid. “He’s had so many transplants at this point that we no longer even have to apply general anesthesia or make a new incision for the procedure. He comes in, we chat with him for a bit while we pry open his chest, and we insert a fresh heart. Then he’s on his way.” Doctors also revealed that Cheney is thriving under these conditions and will likely continue to live for many, many, many years to come.

http://www.theonion.com/article/doctors-reveal-dick-cheney-burning-through-at-leas-32022

[Mendocino]

17. When they throw his old hearts away,

even maggots and buzzards won't touch them.

[IronLionZion]

10. He murdered thousands of Iraqi children and shot a guy in the face

His heart left him long ago out of fear

[Cassiopeia]

11. He's not in jail because the current administration

Wanted to continue and expand many of his programs.

[Hekate]

19. Bullshit claim

[Cassiopeia]

21. Really?

We have not continued rendition? We've not continued with drone bombing? We've not continued with weapon supplies to questionable regimes? We have not continued foreign and domestic spy games without warrants?

Hmm, must have missed that point when we stopped all those things.

[Festivito]

12. Because he got away with doctoring report about who murdered an American president.

So, what next president is going to do anything about him, the report or the death itself?

No one.

[narnian60]

13. The epitome of

a smackable face.

[zentrum]

14. He's going to

…get away with it. He'll slip off peacefully in his sleep some night and never turn a hair.

[Rex]

16. Oh he had a heart, but as the years went on it became foul and evil and vile

so had to be replaced by an innocent heart in order for Lich King to proceed with fucking over the hu-mans.

[libodem]

18. Wicked Coward

Evil Incarnate.

[greiner3]

20. If it weren't Cheney

Click bait your headline be

[Matt_R]

22. Jail the Bastard.

[laserhaas]

23. Oligarch Rule 101...

Oligarchs are Above the Law.

[AwakeAtLast]

24. I knew I would see that awful face.

Unfortunately he looks like my grandfather (God rest his soul).