Call it a COUP...call it a JUNTA...Trump says Jeb! plans to "oust" him in July.

[Miles Archer]

https://www.facebook.com/topic/Jeb-Bush/105515379482694

Jeb Bush: Donald Trump Accuses Ex-Presidential Candidate of Working to Oust Him at Convention

"By the way, Jeb is working on the movement, just so you understand," Trump said Saturday, referring to reports that some GOP delegates are seeking to avoid voting for him at the convention in July.

[tonyt53]

1. We should all refer to Jeb as "Mudflap", as in he is dumb as a mudflap.

You could also substitute "well rope" instead.

[Aerows]

8. That would make Trump a set of

truck nuts

[gratuitous]

2. Reminds me of the scene near the end of "A Fish Called Wanda"

Archie (John Cleese) gets the drop on Otto (Kevin Kline), who freezes, worried about getting shot. Otto turns around, and relaxes, "Oh it's you, Archie. I was actually worried for a moment."

Oh it's you, Jeb.

[The_Casual_Observer]

3. The GOP knows it can't win, but they don't

Want to go down with trump.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

4. that's not a pleasant choice of words...

*urk*

[Ilsa]

5. Trading one liar for another. nt

[rocktivity]

6. You mean I SHOULDN'T put this in cyber-mothballs?

rocktivity

[Miles Archer]

9. If there's anything better than seeing Jeb! getting his backside handed to him...

...it would be seeing it twice in one election cycle.

He really is the one they wanted from the beginning, until Trump came along and spoiled their plans. My feeling all along has been that they are saving Paul Ryan as their "spoiler," and that may very well be true, but it will be a laugh riot if they trot out Jebby instead.

[brooklynite]

7. ...also, that it's a "hoax"