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DetlefK

(16,423 posts)
Wed Jun 22, 2016, 07:11 AM Jun 2016

That one weird trick how you can "self-fund" your expensive life-style without spending money!

Hi

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That one weird trick how you can "self-fund" your expensive life-style without spending money! (Original Post) DetlefK Jun 2016 OP
be wary of paying for a class on how to rip off suckers 6chars Jun 2016 #1
Creative book keeping sarge43 Jun 2016 #2
Don't you need to tell us anoNY42 Jun 2016 #3
The cousin makes billions each week IronLionZion Jun 2016 #4
I can vouch for that system because dixiegrrrrl Jun 2016 #8
the republican version of "the secret" LOL nt Javaman Jun 2016 #5
The initial seminar is always FREE oberliner Jun 2016 #6
A national grift. Does that make it not a grift? lonestarnot Jun 2016 #7

sarge43

(28,941 posts)
2. Creative book keeping
Wed Jun 22, 2016, 08:07 AM
Jun 2016

Learn this classic at Trump University and Chop Shop. Screwing with rubes for fun and profit.

IronLionZion

(45,433 posts)
4. The cousin makes billions each week
Wed Jun 22, 2016, 08:44 AM
Jun 2016

and won the Republican party's nomination for president!

Welcome to DU

dixiegrrrrl

(60,010 posts)
8. I can vouch for that system because
Wed Jun 22, 2016, 11:50 AM
Jun 2016

My neighbor's best friend's daughter in law's mother tried it and it worked, I heard.

Proof enough for me, sure thing.

 

oberliner

(58,724 posts)
6. The initial seminar is always FREE
Wed Jun 22, 2016, 09:36 AM
Jun 2016

Once they have you there, they go for the hard sell. Since you already have skin in the game, the high pressure tactics can be very effective.

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