"@realDonaldTrump You were in that New Jersey section of Scotland, weren't ya, lad?"

[Miles Archer]

Carl... ?@OliverIsMyBoy 3h3 hours ago

@realDonaldTrump They wanted to remain within the EU you weetabix- haired, shit-clapping, satsuma faced bungle****...

(https://twitter.com/OliverIsMyBoy/status/746613093032157184)

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Philip Hensher ?@PhilipHensher 3h3 hours ago

@realDonaldTrump You are a fudge-brained minge-jockey who couldn't understand the instructions on how to open a bag of crisps.

(https://twitter.com/PhilipHensher/status/746615093195051009)

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Heather Beathowitz ?@heatherbeathero 2h2 hours ago

@realDonaldTrump NAW scotland voted to remain. Read news that isn't about yourself for once ya fanny!

(https://twitter.com/heatherbeathero/status/746629451413336064)

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Gerrybhoy78 ?@gerrybhoy78 4h4 hours ago

@realDonaldTrump we're fuckin raging with the result you irksome straw headed fuckflap

(https://twitter.com/gerrybhoy78/status/746602400954388480)

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Sharon Christiansen ?@SKCNDC 8h8 hours ago

@realdonaldtrump Scotland voted to stay. Can you see Russia from your house, too?

(https://twitter.com/SKCNDC/status/746546757878882305)

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NoChaser ?@NSNCFic 8h8 hours ago

@realDonaldTrump You were in that New Jersey section of Scotland, weren't ya, lad? #IgnorantTrump

(NoChaser ?@NSNCFic 8h8 hours ago

(https://twitter.com/NSNCFic/status/746546140418564097)

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[Feeling the Bern]

1. The Scots take cursing someone out to a new level. I am genuinely impressed.

[Miles Archer]

2. I couldn't post the BEST of what they put out there

It got very, very intense. Most of what I posted here is from the last few hours...last night, it was a full-on expletives cluster fest.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

15. Perhaps I should finally give in and get on Twitter. n/t

[Miles Archer]

16. I would recommend it

I don't send out a lot of tweets myself, but it's comedy gold over there. Also, I am a fan of Mother Jones, especially David Corn...he is very active on Twitter and posts a lot of great, witty material.

And the "Scotland" rant on Trump, from start to finish, is an adventure.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

17. I'm a pushover

For comedy gold.

[Surya Gayatri]

4. Reviving the dying art of creative cursing. The Scots have always

had a way with their adopted language.

[Skittles]

19. I've admired Scots since I lived in England

hoo boy they are a feisty bunch

[Stellar]

3. ...and they were the nice ones. eom.

[madokie]

5. First good laugh of the day

From reading these I think I'd fit right in with these folks

[DemonGoddess]

6. my fave:

you tiny fingered, Cheeto-faced, ferret wearing shitgibbon

[sarge43]

7. Alba gu brath

Mr Tim Footman, you are my hero.

[napkinz]

11. posted by Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin

see http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027950890#post7

[rug]

8. "you irksome straw headed fuckflap"

[etherealtruth]

12. ^^^ my personal favorite ^^^

[underpants]

9. minge-jockey

[mcar]

10. So good!

[Botany]

13. cocksplat, shitgibbon, jizztrumpet, and fuck muppet

[Denzil_DC]

14. "shit-clapping, satsuma faced bungle"

That's a mental image it's going to take a few beers to tone down a bit.

Sometimes I'm really proud of my compatriots.

[awoke_in_2003]

18. No one knows how to insult people

Like the people of the U.K.

[AntiBank]

21. some arabic insults are in the same stratosphere

when we were in Dubai, a store clerk was raging at some man outside his shop and our friend (who came with us from London and spoke arabic)

told us the clerk said to the other guy

"may the bird of paradise fly up your mother's cunt and lay the spawn of a thousand carrion maggots"

still haven't heard that one topped

[Rex]

20. Awesome addition to personal lexicons everywhere.

'irksome straw headed fuckflap'