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America, Lets Discuss Trexit: Donald Trump Exiting The U.S. Its time.
Andy McDonald
Comedy Writer / Editor, The Huffington Post
On Thursday, the people of the U.K. voted to break away from the European Union. The referendum Brexit, or Britains exit, threw the worlds financial markets into a frenzy and created more questions about the future of the region.
America, its time to talk about another exit, one right at our doorstep. Im speaking, of course, about Donald Trump exiting the U.S. permanently. Yes. Im talking about ...
TREXIT.
Fellow concerned citizens, for our own well-being, lets enact Trexit, and democratically Febreeze the smell of tanner and toupee out of Americas couch cushions for good.
Now, in the beginning, we may see some side effects. For instance, the national buffoon index will take a sharp dive.
Who in the public eye will we make fun of on a daily basis? Who will be our litmus test for identifying friends who should be driven out into the middle of nowhere and left for dead?
This confusion is to be expected and, if Ive learned anything from working in this business, the market will adjust and new buffoons will spring up.
A second side affect from Trexit will be the influx of immigration to the United States, and the rise in diversity of our local cultures. *GASP*
Once they see that Donald Trump has exited the United States, humans from all over the world will flock here, no longer concerned with the extreme anti-immigration views held by him and his supporters.
So, given these diamond-hard and indisputable facts, its clear that we should embrace Trexit. Lets cleanse our collective palate of this walking, talking Orange Julius nightmare.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/america-lets-please-discuss-trexit-donald-trump-exiting-the-us_us_576d7be0e4b0f16832397829
KMOD
(7,906 posts)love the middle finger graph.
Initech
(100,038 posts)meow2u3
(24,759 posts)National Buffoon Index
Middle finger graph
Warning: put your drink down before reading.
NBachers
(17,081 posts)Auggie
(31,133 posts)AgadorSparticus
(7,963 posts)Surya Gayatri
(15,445 posts)treestar
(82,383 posts)Orrex
(63,172 posts)Yes, the Lone Star State is likely to tip toward a blue Presidential vote in the next election or so, but gerrymandering ensures that Republicans will hang onto their Representatives in the House.
The only way the GOP would allow Texas to secede would be if they can enable Texans to vote in Congressional elections but not in Presidential races.
Still, the article is funny!