What has 6 wives and 4 legs?

[wheniwasincongress]

Donald Trump and Newt Gingrich have each been married 3 times

[PJMcK]

1. Gingrich is saying, "Look at the size of my hands!" (n/t)

[LuckyLib]

2. "Why, based on that alone, I should be the nominee for President!"

[lonestarnot]

3. I was going to say an insect, but looks like two insects.

[OldRedneck]

4. I'm off to . . .

. . . spray my eyeballs with disinfectant!!!!

Just the sight of those two gives me cooties!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lastlib]

5. and not a functional neuron between them!

[TNNurse]

6. Nor any humanity or a sign of a conscience.

[edbermac]

7. And a half a brain between them.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

8. Thanks a lot! Now, what has throw up chunks all over itself and

and runs on Windows 7?

My computer.

[63splitwindow]

9. Ahhhhh- the party of deep, DEEP, family values. nt

[amuse bouche]

10. They look like 2 rotting scoops of mashed potatoes

covered in shitty gravy